Run #1769 - A Greasy 69
October 27, 2014
Hares: Hot Cheeks, Menage a Trois
Where: Hose & Hound Neighborhood Pub, 1030 - 9 Ave S.E. (Inglewood)
Big Rock: Beer cuts through grease
Attendance: 34
Hares: Hot Cheeks, Menage a Trois
Where: Hose & Hound Neighborhood Pub, 1030 - 9 Ave S.E. (Inglewood)
Big Rock: Beer cuts through grease
Attendance: 34
..."Greasy, grimy, gopher guts"... It was greasy alright. Starting with the two slippery eel harrierettes who set the long trail, Hot Cheeks and Menage Trois, and ending with the "Doctor" if we can really believe he is, downing the rest of the down-down beer in the form of a half yard to celebrate 500 runs with the hash.
The night's run started in the circle with Sneevil resuming control of the hash — wresting it away from Rubbermade in what could possibly one of the shortest lived reigns over the hash. Apparently, power corrupts and much like the Soviet countries of old, our leader is reported to be "away" on a pilgrimage of sorts on a holy quest. As if anyone would actually believe that with Rubbermade. Greasy.
Cockeyed showed up after a long absence, and attempted to boldly steal Coq Titty's identity. Greasy.
The choir of Skewbic Hare (who bashed rather than hash), and Hardley sang songs of Necrophilia, toe sex, camels involved in sex, other things going in and out, and more sex. Greasy.
Dreary came back to the hash suspiciously wearing technology... Dreary? After a long lay-off, he shows up monitoring how the runs are set, the distance, and was seen monitoring beer consumption. I don't know what he is up to, but it's Greasy.
Princess Monkey Spanker ran in the front of the Hash all night. Supposedly, we are to believe she can have a kid, and with little training, suddenly be able to run out in the very front of the Hash — unaided by synthetic supplement? Greasy.
Roaring Nancy was clamouring he had erections to attend to at home, and he really needed the down-downs to be short. Greasy.
Tighty Whitey tried some ill-conceived attempt to circumvent the current regime and place himself in the position of R.A., whenever he saw fit. Greasy.
Gomer Pyles shows up in a white sheet... is seen hovering around the Hash Cash. Greasy.
Even the Hose and Hound was rumoured to have watered down cider. Greasy.
Sucks Everything was observed unabashedly brown nosing the R.A.... who knows what favours he was hoping to gain in return? Greasy.
Dr Phil brought along his young and impressionable daughter Kayla to view all of it. Greasy.
At the end of the night, the biggest scandal of all involved Comes From Behind, Twenty Toes, Sneevil, and Shakesbeer all alleged to have "sexted" Master Beater in an attempt to gain control of the press. Greasier than Greasy.
I can't bear to report more - I need a shower.
On-On!
