Run #1555 - There and back again.... and again

January 17, 2011

Hares: Always With Wings & Thunder Tits
Where: Len's Den in the Ambassador Hotel
Big Rock: Our beer of choice
Attendance: 48

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Hashers gathered this fine eve for a frosty run around Renfrew. Hares Always with Wings and Thunder Tits promised a short out and back again type of run to keep the chilly hashers happy. They left out the part about out and back again and again and again and again... and again!

Hashers ran into many (excessive!) checks with lengthy check backs until all felt utter despair at ever making it back to the warmth of the on-in. Some even risked down downs by turning back early. The only thing that kept the rest going was the promise of beer at the regroup. But alas, these hopes too would be dashed. Always, it seems decided to take a nap in his car and missed his own regroup, deservedly earning himself the hash shit.

For those few that found the location of the regroup, no beer was to be had! RA Master "Banana Pants" Beater missed the regroup altogether and was stricken with grief and barely consolable until the "man's man" Dastardly offered to drive him there so he could drink his pain away (apparently Always managed to show up with some beer after all).

Back inside Len's Den hashers were surprised to find Pull my Woody and Sticky Lips celebrating their anniversary and Hyena and Third Erection having their weekly book club meeting. All four seemed to have forgotten about the hash completely and had randomly chosen Len's for their boring activities.

Down downs were then handed out to various hashers for sexual offenses (Pink Meat and Blue Balls), poop fetishes (Skully), being a whiny bitch (King Shit) and a serious case of camel toe (Skewbic Hair).

Chick Lick drank her fair share for saying that Shutter Slut was "less of an archive and more of a bad rash" and for getting all gross and sweaty on the trail, earning her the nickname "Sweaty Yeti".

Three hashers were honoured for their supernatural abilities: Rusty Dick was able to see hash marks where no others could using his mysterious "third eye", Men-o-Pause conjured up ghosts in a drunken state whilst screaming like a little girl and the infamous Baby completed his 569th run!

The night wound down with hashers stumbling home mumbling about black holes and the seafaring capabilities of the earliest Americans. Or was that just Third Erection on a drunken rant? We'll never know...