Run #1554 - Word on the Street: The Beau and the Hoes

January 10, 2011

Hares: Pyro, Rhoda Dick, PMS
Where: Hexters (formerly the Bowness Hotel)
Big Rock: That's our beer, FFS!
Attendance: 42

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It's really all about the gossip. Yah, we met, we ran, we yelled On On, but what everyone really wants to know is... what's the scoop, what's the word on the street, wtf???

First of all, word on the street at last night's run was frigid. And the run was cold too!! Yes, we froze our noonies off as we ran around Bowness last night, following a thankfully shortened version of a trail set by hares Pyro and Rhoda Dick. Rhoda Dick was heard to have said: "Pyro kept asking me if it was long enough" and that he just wanted to "go in and out as quick as possible".

But that wasn't all the gossip I eavesdropped on last night, I mean barely heard over a bunch of loud hashers:

Pyro after Rubbermade told him to run on ahead: "No, I like bringing up your rear". (who doesn't?)

Mucky Dip: "I love my Hannibal Lector snowsuit Skewby has the greatest taste. He also likes a nice Chianti"

Beetlejuice: "My left hand is so exhausted I can't even pick up my beer"

Krusty: "Mine was too until about 6 months ago"

Sticky Lips: "Pull My Woody keeps forgetting our Anniversary... and we're not even married yet. I'm gonna ask Krusty"

Master Beater: "I write the songs that make the whole hash sing. Thank god I watch MASH"

Sucks Everything: "I used to be able to swallow much faster"

Long lost hasher Lumberjack: "My Lumbie dancers still got it! But who the hell are all you other people?"

Happy Beaver: "No wonder Rubbermade got us so lost getting to the run she thinks GPS means Great Penis Story. Yikes"

Buried Pleasure: "My old stomping grounds... hey, who put that train there?"

Baby: "Is that Hot Cheeks or Hot Chicks"?

Hot Cheeks: "Whatever you wanna call me, Baby"

Rusty Dick: "My grandfather serves beer faster... and he's 105"

Waitress: "You have to sit down to order food. Be there in about an hour"

Edmonton Visitor Finger Food: "I can't believe these toilets flush before I'm even finished... I'm gonna do a hash survey to see if people wipe while standing up or sitting down. I'll probably just ask the women." (true story, people)

Choir Skewbie, White Balls, Menopause: "Whadda ya mean these songs have no tune? We're gonna need more beer"

Beer Slayer: "I can't believe I came 50 times. I'm not even tired"

Sucks Everything: "I can't believe I came 300 times, but I used to swallow faster"

Master Beater: "Oh yah? I came 69 times and I'm MARRIED"

As I've said numerous times before....this shit writes itself.

On-On!

Rubbermade

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