Run #1507 - Pokey Night in Canada
March 22, 2010
Hares: Kwiet Little Shit & Rubbermade
Where: The Barking Frog, #115, 10 Chapparrel Dr SE
Big Rock: The Refreshment that gives you Pause
Attendance: 33
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1507 was rather an auspicious
number. It is a number in which various exciting events happened.
Events such as:
- Leonardo Da Vinci completes the
Mona Lisa
- Martin Waldseemuller publishes
his world map, naming the new continent America
- Guru Nanak Dev becomes the
first leader and Guru of the Sikh religion
- Rubber Made had been seen
marking the trail for the 1507th run of the Calgary Hash.
It should be noted that the marks "just happened" to lead
directly to her abode...
Enough of the
frivolity! The hash circled up somewhere in south Calgary, or as it
has been called before, Lethbridge. The Barking Frog was the venue
of choice, and the pleasant spring evening gave hope of a short and
pleasant run through Chaparral, followed by a scenic regroup, a short
jaunt back to the bar with down downs being lead by the Sex
Panther! The opening circle hosted by Dr. Fill, and the
trail set by Rubber Made and Kwiet Little Shit, which gave
expectations of a short happy run.
Much to the hash's surprise, it
was a long run, the regroup was held on a plateau that reminded many
of Saskatechwan (you could see your dog run away, for a week)
followed by a trek back to the bar that was so long, Duke was able to
give his dissertation on March Madness, various guitarists, and fully
explained Einstein's Theory of Relativity.
After the run
was run, the regroup was regrouped, and the hash returned to the pub,
the Down downs began, led by the ever cheerful Booty Camp, she of the
Sex Panther Shirt, and all around most excellent dudette. Her
Bootyness's first act as RA was to appoint the choir. With hopes
of this week's ensemble being the hash equivalent of the Vienna
Boys Choir, Booty quickly appointed King Shit, Rubber Made, and
Dreary as the evening's entertainment. Following a brief song to
themselves, which sounded almost, but not quite like a scratched CD
of K-Tel's "Mini Pops" the down downs commenced!
- Rubber Made and Kwiet Little
Shit were brought up for the offense of being the hares. Personally
this scribe thinks that Rubber Made wanted to show off her new tight
tights to the males of the crowd more than once!
- Pyro — apparently getting
lost on trail is awarded with free beer. Who knew?
- Baby and Men-O-Pause. This was
a sexual offence, apparently Men-O-Pause wanted to blow baby's
horn. Rubber Made was disappointed this offer didn't materialize
into a m´nage a troix
- Sucks Everything and Sneevil
were brought up to face the wrath of their peers. Rumor has it
Sucks was seen meticulously grooming Sneevil. Or he was removing
burrs from her tights. Burrs it should be noted that were nearly as
big as Sneevil herself.
- Skewby was awarded free booze
for being the recipient of sloppy seconds at the regroup. It was
not known if the can was given to Skewby, or he simply hated the
thought of beer being wasted...
- Dr. Fill for getting lots and
lots of pussy on trail, it should be noted here however that the
aforementioned pussy was a pussy willow tree. The hash may want to
have a special assessment and buy Dr. Fill some reading glasses.
- Abandoned Pussy, this one was
for abandoning her fashion sense
- Chick Lick, for not only an
illegal hash shit swap, but for the most terrible crime of
forgetting the hash shit. At the regroup. After being reminded of
it. Several times.
- Master Beater was awarded free
beer for his inability to hold his water. Apparently he was seen
numerous times going in and out of the bush. Apparently the logo on
his shirt, "Everlast" was a blatant lie.
- Dr. Fill drank a half yard in
record time. This was for having run 298 in the hash 298 times and
spending nearly $900!
- Duke had his birthday down
down, which, happened to go down faster than the Big East at March
Madness
- Last, but not least, the new
Aussie hasher, Trickle! Welcome to Calgary!
On-On!
Shutter Slut
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