Run #1483 - In Significance

November 9, 2009

Hares: Dreary and Mum
Where: On The Rocks Pub & Grill
Big Rock: Jugs baby! Jugs!
Attendance: 39

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1483! A rather significant number, it is:

1. The year Martin Luther, German Monk and Protestant reformer was born
    
2. The occasion of Mouthful's 200^th run
    
3. The last hash run before Sucks Everything and Lost in Space's beloved Screamin' Green Vaginas fall beneath the hooves of the Calgary Stampeders
    
4. The year Flavio Biondo publishes his Historiarum ab inclinatione romanorum imperi

Enough with the history lesson and on with the scribe.

The hashers gathered up on a rather warm and dry November night to a run that Dreary and Mum promised that was long, dark, and depressing (much like the chances of the Screamin' Green Vaginas on Sunday)

After a fast circle in the parking lot, where the hares explained the marks on the trail (including something about a circle jerk) we were off! Well, sort of. The happy hashers hit every check back that was laid in the Canyon Meadows area. The FRB's quickly left the pack behind and followed the true trail, while the rest of the hash, too busy socializing to look for trail marks were taken in hand by Dreary and led to the regroup. Which, as it turned out, was surprisingly close to King Shit's in-laws house. I think he was seen peeking in one of the windows.

After the regroup, the main pack of hasher met back at the bar, where the FRB's (who ran the true trail) and the BOP's (who gave up like a Sasatchew, Sasckatcewon, Sask. Fan on a football Sunday and returned to the bar)

Guest RA Hyena first duty was to appoint King Shit, Master Beater and Skewbic Hair as the choir. After a warm up song, which sounded almost, but not quite like a burlap sack full of wet cats being beaten with a Tickle Me Elmo doll, the down downs began:

• Dreary was called upon first, where he received a Hash Thingy for the trail (which this scribe thought was fine) that apparently was not marked well enough. It looks like all marks must be placed 1 meter apart.
   
• Master Beater was assessed a down down for wearing competitive clothing. For this heinous offence, Hyena awarded MB with a new t-shirt!
   
• Duke of Hurl was then brought to centre stage, along with accuser Rubber Made. I'm not sure what the offence was, but considering it involved the new Michael Jackson movie, one glove, a prosthetic nose and 4 meters of saran wrap, some things are better left alone.
   
• Lay em in Snow, well let's just say he hash bashed
   
• Mouthful was brought up front to celebrate her 200^th run. She did her best attempt to finish off the half yard of beer, but had to call upon the beer drinking expertise of his Annoyingness, to finish up. She also was the recipient of a shiny new jacket to mark the occasion.
   
• Rita, the new boot was next up. She was also awarded a t-shirt. I'm not sure if she has one, as she was the best dressed hasher in the place.
   
• Lamb Chop received free beer for being Lamb Chop.
   
• Lost in Space was up next, for simply being true to form, he became lost and went back to the bar. Apparently the ability to see clear across the armpit of Canada affects the ability to navigate in an urban setting.
   
• Last but not least, Abandoned Pussy was not renamed. This week.
   

On-On!

Shutter Slut

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