Hares: Shutter Slut, Krusty
Where: Fish Creek Park, at the south end of 24th Street
On-In: White Hart Manor Pub
Big Rock: On Trail!
Attendance: 25
It was rather sweaty as hashers gathered once again in Fish Creek Park on the hottest Aug. 18 since 1919 — in other words, when Pyro was just starting Grade 2.
How hot was it? It was so hot in Calgary, aka Beijing West:
Luckily, all the hashers returned to the parking lot without suffering
heat stroke, then headed to the cool and dark White Hart Manor Pub,
where Guest RA Bobbin' Robin handled business in Dr. Fill's absence. No
word on whether Dr. Fill immersed himself in an ice bath rather than
battling the heat.
"This is nothing," Twisty said, sweat dripping from her brow. "I
think I'll go to the car and grab my toque and sweater."
Nah, it was simply that Jonah, their 5-year-old, was out drinking beer,
playing poker and smoking stogies with his buddies — the kids' last
shot at freedom before school starts just after Labour Day.
Wet Dreamer figured his frozen butt was good preparation for his
upcoming month-long trip to Alaska, the Yukon, the Arctic Circle or
wherever he's going.
"It's designed as a spectator sport," said Shutter Slut, aka Capt. Obvious, as slobber trickled down his chin. Shutter Slut plans to research how China can end up with a 6-foot-3 woman volleyball player vs. their 4-foot-6 synchronized divers.
Maybe there's a secret laboratory beneath the Forbidden City. Let's just hope it's air conditioned.
On-On!
Duke of Hurl