Hares: Dreary
Where: Fish Creek at the end of 24th Street SW
On-In: White Hart Manor Pub
Big Rock: Cheap ...plus 20 cent wings!
Attendance: 30
The calendar said mid-April, but the biting north wind, ominous black clouds and spits of rain or snow or whatever it was, made it seem less balmy than mid-April in, say, San Diego.
And the warm memories of the previous day's 22C rapidly were becoming a faded memory, and led to the obvious question asked by hashers in a myriad of instances: Did that really happen?
Mud, snow, ice, slush and a rather chilly Shiggy Swamp greeted hashers in Fish Creek Provincial Park — some parts of which haven't seen sunshine in about three years — on a trail set by grizzled hash veteran Dreary, who always thinks it's summer.
It was sorta like a Rocky Mountain hash without the mountains, and just a little shorter. But there was plenty of slipping, sliding, slogging, muddy shoes and bushwhacking to whet the appetites of even the hardiest hashers.
In fact, dry conditions and warm temps would be an obstacle to Dreary when he tells the story 20 years from now about setting this Fish Creek trail. By that time, the trail will have been navigated in five meters of snow and -30C wind chill with grizzly bears on the loose.
Luckily, everyone made it to the end with all their arms and legs
intact, and no obvious signs of frostbite, before heading to the White
Hart Manor pub for cheap beer, cheap food and lotsa merriment.
It seems that Lumby-ette Party Pumper is trying to move to Houston so she can get an up-close and personal look at Texas rednecks to see how they compare to their Alberta brethren.
She's already made a down payment on an oversized pickup truck, which comes with Confederate flag license plate holders. She's also learning how to speak with a drawl, and how to order grits without gagging.
Of course, it may not be a smooth transition, since the U.S. suspects that Canadians marrying Americans and then moving to Dubya Country is often a scam. Why anyone would move to Dubya Country is another issue altogether. Stay tuned.
Just a brief recap: Snowplow gets her 50th run mug, leaves it in the
bar, comes back, can't find it, then it's returned to her next week
(Hash Thingy I), then she forgets (Hash Thingy II). Stay tuned next
week, when she goes for a hat trick.
Oops, all Gumbo got was a soaked jacket that he had to ring out at the
beer stop.
Go Flames Go — unless, of course, you root for the Oilers or Canucks or Ducks or Sharks or ...
On-On!
Duke of Hurl