Run #1374 - Happy Nude Year!

'Twas the night before New Year's at Dreary and Mum's
Some hearty hashers gathered, prepared to freeze their bums
A short trail was set by the hares with care
In hopes that a drink stop soon would be there

There were runners and walkers and even some FROPS
Who regrouped at a sailboat to swallow some Schnapps! (yes, we swallow)
The hot tub was steaming when the runners got back
But there were down downs to do for this rowdy pack

Clueless was in fine form doling out beer
There were sexual offences I can't write about here
Blue Balls for fropping and Pyro just 'cause
Hash Test and Auntie Frank for breaking hash laws

Rubbermade drank for her 100th run
Despite her demureness she seemed to have fun
Tubbles was punished and drank from a glass
At least he didn't fall on this one and get more stitches in his ass

Dr. Fill drank for hosting the regroup
Thank god the ground was frozen — we stood on dog poop
Deary and Mum for setting good trails
Enough about that, let's hear hot tub tales!

The first gang plunged in while others played games
Some hot tubbers went nude, I can't mention their names (but they might rhyme with Cleary and True Calls)
The Duke showed up later for Trivial Pursuit
He would have hot tubbed if he'd brought his swim suit

The second gang in were VERY well behaved
They stayed in for hours — were they hot tub depraved?
More nudity ensued, of that I am sure
I kept my eyes shut — I guess I'm too pure...

Midnight arrived, we were feeling no pain
Kisses all around, and loads of champagne!
So thanks Dreary and Mum for hosting us all
I spent most of the next day taking Tylenol

So now that 2008 is finally here
Here's to much friendship, laughter and of course sex and beer!

HAPPY NEW YEAR!