Run #1354 - Confucius say: This you rucky lun!

August 27, 2007

Hares: Clueless
Where: Pig & Whistle Pub, 8120 Beddington Blvd NW
Big Rock: We have photographic evidence
Attendance: 30 hounds, 3 dogs and 2 new virgins: Just Shelley and Vivian

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With many of our fearless leaders on the piss in Mexico, many questions were on the minds of the pack as we gathered at a pub at the foot of Nosehill park:

Our two new virgins: Just Shelley and Vivian proved they are half minds and will fit right in. Just Vivian was seen following Crusty down many false trails and still seemed to enjoy the trail. The true test for Just Shelley though is that Tiny bubbles sat beside her in the pub all night. Will she come back as she was proud she came alone and no doubt the hash would like to help her come too.

Most hashers could not recognize Cack Tale without his breast implants and lipstick.

On the another constant topic at the hash, Cheap Whine was heard to ask a male hasher what was in his bag and the reply heard back Was "Two large testicles".

It was also noticed that Crusty was the front running bastard most of the time as there seems to be a plague of injuries in the hash from our wannabe front runners. What's up with that: Pyro, Mydol, Layem, Smirk, Whale Wanker? Too much sex wearing you guys out?

The pack left about two minutes before Snow Plow arrived on her COGS machine. Big Country and Snow Plow then proceeded to run every false trail and arrived at the beer check to drink beer alone. Big Country was heard to say "Rucky Run? My fortune cookie didn't even have a fortune in it. More than that, I have never run so much on a hash in my life, I normally walk".

Clueless got right into the act as RA by handing out the hashshit before the trail trial. Hyena was the lucky winner for "pissing on her bush". She is now renamed Golden Showers.

Somehow Clueless had a printed sign taped to her back which said: KICK Me. She must be getting ready to back to public school.

Most got a down down as we had lots of Big Rock beer to drink. We even had Big Rock beer at the beer stop, none of the watery cheap piss some others get us to swill. Good job Clueless.

Baby is carrying a message to the wankers in Mexico that we can party hearty without our mismanagement.

ON ON!
Hyena


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