Run #1333 - Dick Burns at the Regroup

April 23, 2007

Hares: Thunder Tits and Inspector Butt
Where: Fish Creek Park - Bow Valley Ranch
On-In: Lighthouse Pub, 1140 - 137 Street SE (in Deer Run)
Big Rock: beside Dick Burn's Big Rock, also at the O-In
Attendance: 34

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Really this run started the day before when the Hares discovered that the access road to pretty much all of East Fish Creek Park, including the Boat Launch, had been barricaded off. Alas Ms. Tits feared a repeat of last summer's Dam Beaver Flats run that she not so fondly remembers as a Comedy of Errors, abridged edition. On the other hand the Inspector was not nearly so concerned and admonished the nearly hysterical Ms. Tit that she was really making Much Ado About Nothing because all would be fine. FINE?!

And all was. All of the Hashers with one exception found their way to the new start area, a feat not entirely amazing, as it was the only parking lot anyone had access to. The one exception was New Boot Mike who had decided to forgo the run altogether and wait patiently at the On In. Alas his transit work to rule campaign was thwarted by Inspector Butt who lured him to the run with the promise of a regroup.

In the circle there were the usual new boots, visitors and announcements not on the site or on the site... when we're not freezing our Asses off no one cares if a little redundancy occurs. The Hares illustrated the usual marks in flagging, flour and chalk warning everyone there was both shiggy and bush whacking. To the joy of the entire crowd, there was also a regroup. Ms. Tits, at that point, was quietly trying to devise ways of getting rid the Scout Troupe that had staked flags near what was to be the regroup.

At this point we shall fast forward to the regroup. I was with the walkers and, well, what goes on with the walkers stays with the walkers. Lets just say, there was much rejoicing... Ahem, where was I? Yes, the regroup. It was held at a vantage point called Dick Burns Rock. Hashers, not being ones to over look any opportunity for sexual innuendo, had great fun with this. Rubber Made, our resident penis expert, was heard to say that it was certainly a very large and very hard Dick rock. King Shit was suitably impressed with the big Dick until he discovered a Big Crack rock in a horizontal position right next to the Big Dick. I meanwhile was I was left to ponder how, if your Dick Burns, you'd be getting any Crack.

Back at the On In our illustrious RA, called the masses to order and proceeded with awarding Down Downs. The following are a few of the highlights and low lifes.

At this point in my tale, my notes become a little fuzzy and somewhat disconcerting I might add. Something about Inspector Butt mistaking LJ for the RA and suffering some sort of premature whatever. Also notes about Skully's clothes... Fashionistas are never wrong folks, my guess is that Skully was simply trying to establish a new haute couture Hasher trend.

One thing does stick in my beer-muddled brain though. The most venerable Miss Rubber Made now has a dong bong for her dong, not bong, collection.

All's Well That Ends Well...

ON ON!
Thunder Tits


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