Run #1329 - Pete's Penis Pub Rules!
by Rubber (I love this bar) Made
March 26, 2007
Hares: Lumberjack and Hardly
Where: Griffiths Woods Parking Lot, Discovery Ridge Cove SW
On-In: Pete's Peanut Pub, #30 - 7337 Sierra Morena Blvd SW
Big Rock: $12 per jug
Attendance: 33
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It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. We ran, we drank,
we ate tiny cheeseburgers. We ate at a pub that was named after my
favorite body part. Who could ask for anything more?
A couple dozen hashers gathered in Griffith Woods park on March 26th for
a lovely "short" run, hared by the fabulously sexy and soon to be
hitched Lumber Jack with his partner the equally fabulously sexy and
already hitched Hardly. They promised us a short run, with no shiggy, no
hills, and a lot of sex. OK, I added the sex part, but at least they
could have come through on all the other promises....NOT! We should have
known that something was fishy when the film crew from "Ripley's Believe
It or Not" showed up to film the run. Even cleverly disguised as SAIT
students could not fool all of the hashers all of the time, although
they did fool most of the hashers a majority of the time.
The gang was joined by long-time-no-hash hasher Flat as well as visiting
Panties from Turkey and Erectile Dysfunction from Calgary. Now there's a
line you don't hear every day....my panties visited me last night from
Turkey....
Hmm...what else happened...did I mention that we ate at a place with penis
in the name?
Ok,ok, here are some highlights from the night:
- Skubic Hare is dead afterschool as he seemed to have forgotten to
elect a replacement RA for himself while off in Britain. Dreary gets 100
gold stars for stepping in on short notice. (If anyone has 100 stars,
please pass them onto Dreary)
- Kebab has the only all terrain vehicle that can't get off a piece of
2x2 inch ice. But don't tell anyone that she has trouble getting off
- Whale Wanker reached 650 runs; that would be 50 runs in tights and 600
in those tiny tiny tiny shorts.
- Chick Lick, much to my delight, subconsciously drew me a picture of a
penis while pretending to draw me a map of her recent vacation to Baja.
Nice work, Chick. A girl after my own heart.
-
Hash Test Dummy reported that Whale Wanker went ass over tea kettle
and landed right on his horn...unfortunately his shorts were not damaged
during the incident so he won't be throwing them out any time soon.
- Peon attempted to fight off a rear entry of some sort on trail — hey,
what happens on the run stays on the run I always say.
- D-Cup was seen giggling for an hour and a half straight, either from
watching Lamb Chop's offspring doing face plants into signs while
running Lay 'Em in Snow's dog, or thinking she was getting off the hook
for taking her car to the run when she only lived about 5 feet from the
run start.
- Hyena shamelessly tried to keep giving his Hash Shit away all night —
I can't remember why he got it but I think it had something to do with
him driving like my grandmother..
- Bobbin' Robin advised of the talking urinal in the men's
room...apparently it says Niagra Falls...Gushing Water...Garden Hose...You're
Welcome. Great, now I have to talk him out of installing it in our
bathroom at home...
- Panties from Turkey wants us all to vote for Eurohash to be in
Antalya. If you don't, she will phone your moms and tell her that you
left your Panties in another Country.
Until next time, ON ON!
Rubber Made
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