Run #1327 - Just Another Mid-March Hash

March 12, 2007

Hare: Mydol and Pyro
Where: Key West Bar & Grill, #201, 1104 - 6 Av SW
Big Rock: Trad & 'hopper
Attendance: 34

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There was Kyle the Crazed Drunken Indian, and Lumberjack hitting a note that made Tiny Tim spin in his grave, and a post-run swirling snowstorm that made it appear as though hashers at Key West were inside a gigantic snow globe.

Oh, there was also a long railroad train just before the Big Rock Beer re-group, which gave Kyle a chance to regale hashers with a never-ending litany of stories about alcohol and weed.

Welcome to Just Another Mid-March Hash, co-hared by Suck Her Prune- Covered Chicken, which showed the best that the west side of downtown Calgary had to offer — except for Kyle, who was eventually thrown out of Key West bar by a waitress after many hashers tried and failed miserably.

It was a lovely 16C in Calgary in the afternoon, but, unfortunately, the temps had dipped to a windy zero or so by the time the hash started a little after 7 p.m.

Pee-On, who usually eschews running pants until it gets to -10C or below — and then she often just doesn't run — looked as though she was dressed for a summer hash with her short-sleeve t-shirt and running shorts while in the warmth of Key West before the run. But she wisely donned toque and jacket, which meant that Bloody Useless didn't have to take her to the hospital with hypothermia or any other medical problem.

Everyone, including Interloper Kyle before his ejection, made it back safely to the Hash Oasis, aka Key West, which also happened to be the site of the Bum Titty-Hottie post-nuptial party two nights before. In fact, RA Emeritus Rubber Made simply camped out at Key West from the party to the hash, scavenging cold chicken wings and nachos to sustain her.

"It was too much trouble and a waste of gas to go home," Ms. Made said. "Bobbin was sick anyway, and you can only play Nancy Nurse so many times. So f—- off."

As the snow blew outside, RA Skewbic did his best to conduct a calm, rational, highly professional brand of hash business, and, of course, failed miserably again.

On On!
Duke of Hurl


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