Run #1286 - Burn Mortgage Burn!

June 12, 2006

Hares: Whale Wanker, King Shit
Where: Whale Wanker's Dock, 3312 Centre B Street NW
Food & Booze: BBQ Smokies and stuff and a pony keg of Big Rock
Attendance: 37

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The dilemma was rather clear-cut: Stay at home and watch The Wrong Alberta Team play for Lord Stanley's Cup in NASCAR-ville or attend the hash, eat smokies and drink beer while raising money for charity. Of course, those who chose the latter option also subjected themselves to hockey aficionados such as:

Those were just some of the scenes at Casa De Wanker for the hash hared by Whale Wanker and King Shit, aka the Sunshine Boys. There were others, such as:

Oh, the hockey game eventually ended -- sending Tobacco Road rednecks into fits of excitement and cousin kissing, and allowing Ms. Made to finally conduct hash business.

The Hash Hockey Trio, led by Tiny Bubbles, was considering a trip to North Carolina for a series of speaking engagements to explain to the locals what the Stanley Cup means, and to show that not all Canadians know or love hockey.

On On!
Duke of Hurl

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