Hares: Snevil, Sqevil, Blevil & King Shit
Where: Confederation Park, 7 St & 30 Av NW
On-In: Kits on 16th, 720 16th Ave NW
Big Rock: Trad and Honey Brown at a sinfully low price
Attendance: 41 souls
In the end, all the 666 stuff was just hype and hot air and meant little more than the numbers were the first three in the zip code for Topeka, the Kansas capital that -- come to think of it -- has been compared to Hell on earth.
Oh, sure, there were signs that Satan was performing his handiwork amid the crowd who gathered at Confederation Park for the Calgary hash's Very Special and Possibly Unprecedented Tuesday Instead of Monday Edition. For instance:
The white ribbon he won in the Manitoba Special Olympics math
competition seemed oh so many years ago and oh so far away.
OK, so there wasn't really a creek crossing near the community centre, and the U-turn through the 10th Street tunnel was OK. Snevil kept reminding the hash that she knew nothing about the trail, which, on second thought, isn't that unusual at all.
Hashers attempted to follow a pitchfork-laden trail in the neighbourhoods near Confederation Park, or actually a trail with pictures of pitchforks -- except for Bobbin, who had a real devilish one.
Luckily, he didn't stick anybody.
All right, not really, darn it.
Rumour has it that most ear plugs don't work in Hell.
But the circle just kept rolling along without him, sort of like the
parents in the restaurant who try to pretend the unruly child isn't
there.
LJ's observations sparked a heated debate amid the crowd, unbending tradition vs. those who handle change well.
Two who rigidly followed tradition were Tiny Bubbles and Whale Wanker, who thought the hash was on Monday night. Wanker showed up while the co-hares were setting trail 24 hours ahead of time, and couldn't figure out where the circle was.
Oops.
Nor was there an Apocalypse or Armageddon or anything like that,
although fans of the Edmonton Fossil Fuels hockey team -- or should they
be the Edmonton Ethanols? -- were wondering about demon forces after
their goalie shredded his knee and the club choked away a three-goal
lead in Game One of the Stanley Cup Finals.
R.I.P., Billy Preston
On On!
Duke of Hurl