Run #1281 - Fun with Dick and Thong

May 15, 2006

Hares: Billythong, Limp Dick
Where: Mug's Pub, #8, 1330 - 15 Ave SW
Big Rock: Cheap Jugs, $4 Mugs
Attendance: 43

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It was a gorgeous, sun-kissed spring evening that even incessant whiners and those with cold, cold hearts -- think Dick Cheney in spades, and then some -- couldn't criticize.

It reminded perpetual honeymooners and lovebird co-hares Billythong and Limp Dick of their recent idyllic sojourn to the Dominican Republic -- minus pristine Caribbean beaches, stifling humidity, street beggars and wild sex, of course.

Of course.

But 43 hashers -- one more than the previous week -- gathered on the hot pavement outside Mugs bar on 15th Avenue SW, assuming they found a parking spot in time.

Luckily, Calgary's spectacular Flameout in the NHL playoffs probably freed up some spaces in the area, which likely would have been even more crowded with revelers from the nearby Red Mile.

Thank heaven for small favours.

So hashers ran, walked and jogged -- and in Smirk's case, even auto-hashed part of the trail -- through nearby neighbourhoods before meandering back to Mugs, where beer flowed and questions abounded. Such as:

On On!
Duke of Hurl

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