Run #1168 - There was a cruel joke

May 24, 2004

Hares: Twisted Sister
Where: Nose Hill Park - 14 St Parking Lot (14th St and Berkley Gate NW)
On-In: Pig and Whistle, 8120 Beddington Blvd NW
Big Rock: $10.70/jug (plus tip)
Attendance: 43

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[link to Big Rock Brewery]

This was a short, flat and straight run (yeah, right) up, down and around Nose Hill Park. The cruel hares were Hardly, Twisty, Sumpleton (?) and Squeeky. There was a cruel joke of a 1st beer regroup (note - a beer re-group may mean just that - "a" beer) on top of Nose Hill Park (where we all enjoyed the panoramic view of the City - yeah, right) and a more appropriate 2nd beer re-group where there was, in fact, a "pop" for each and everyone of us. By the way, there ought to be a warrant out for Twisty's arrest for violations under some obscure environmental statute for taking a whole bunch of people up a shortcut that involved trampling over and crushing some very sensitive and I'm sure ecologically-protected wild rose bushes.

Down-downs were held at the Pig and Whistle in Beddington. The choir consisted of King Shit and Dreary and down-downs went to the following: Dreary, for reasons unknown (I was distracted, o.k....); Lay Em in Snow for skipping the run altogether and going directly to the 2nd beer re-group (he must have been told about the 1st "sham-of-a- regroup"); Free-Ride, for 101 runs (Ben Dover went "down" for her); Screw-Off for twisting his ankle and because Twisty had to come to his rescue (apparently she has experience in such matters); Dr. Fill, for doing long check-backs (since when is that worth a down-down???); new boot Verity (did she make that name up?); visitors Eau Naturel and Rubber Ron from Holland and Sucks Everything from Red Deer.

Hash shits went to Krusty, for being on trail when everyone else was off (hey, maybe the Flames will win the Cup after all); the Sticky couple (Lips and Likker) for molesting each other in the circle, on trail, at the regroups and in the bar, and for being stinky in the circle; and Sucks Everything, for coming back to the Calgary Hash.

Some new hashers were named by Wet One: Brian was named "GI Jane" (for running in army boots) and Kelly (who works reception at a dentist's office) was appropriately named "Oral Reception".

Also, a "reality-based apprentice-type contest" was held between Dreary's offspring (Jaws and Sir Edmund Hillary). Their task was to find who the members of mismanagement were. They obviously questioned the wrong hashers to get the information, because here are some of their answers: Tiny Bubbles as a Beer Looter (NEVER IN A MILLION YEARS!!!); Chief Scribe - Auntie Dummies; Hash Trash - Billy Dick and Hash Cash - Crunchy. The evaluators, Kawky and Wet One, fired both of them. Jaws also mooned the crowd (nice ass). I'm assuming that this was partly in retaliation for getting the hash shit for showing up with hickeys all over his neck, which he got from a vacuum cleaner (although he swore up and down that a girl was involved - yeah, right). Chip off the block, I'd say!

Mark the bar owner got a down-down for winning the bet against his buddy bar owner in San Jose (otherwise, Mark and his crew would be the ones down there serving up liquor in drag). GO FLAMES GO!!!

Lastly, a draw was held for 2 free Flames t-shirts. Peg Leg and ??? (someone else) won. ON ON

On On!
Sticky Lips

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