Run #1161 - I have a question....

April 5, 2004

Hares: Whale Wanker, Pee On
Where: Galliano's, 8th Av & 19th St NE
Attendance: 50
Beer: $10 Jugs of Big Rock
...mmmmmmmmm GOOD BEER!

If a C3H run falls on a full moon, is it a Full Moon Hash or is it just a Hash run at full moon? Then what happens when a Full Moon Hash is not run at full moon but on April Fools? Does it become something else? Is this all just some attempt to screw with people's brains or just Hash logic?

Anyway the following Hash sheet was produced from an overheard conversation that took place between Thunder Tits and I Lean Back in a Tim Horton's somewhere in suburbia. Do I write truth, fiction or is it simply the description of a psychotic episode? I'll never know 'cause I wasn't at the run. Just remember that all references to anyone, anything or any event has the usual disclaimer firmly (gotta love that word) attached.

Seems the lunacy was evident even before Circle when Billy Thong was overheard once again protesting the recurrent rumor that Limp Dick's dick (say that fast 10X) is not that limp...or is it? Meanwhile, Kebab admits that she forgets everything. She finds this outrageously funny. Menopause, funny??!! What she bin smokin'?

Pee On and Whale Wanker set trail on Friday. Pee On, talk about an appropriate name for a Hare, was hoping her markings would still be there cause she couldn't remember where the trail went. Was it even in Mayland Heights?

At some point after 7 pm the horn sounded. Who "blew it" I "dewn't knew". It couldn't have been Baby 'cause he still doesn't "knew hew tew blew". Okay then why does he advertise the service with a flashing red light? Surely he must be contravening some Truth in Advertising code. Or does he too have a disclaimer firmly attached?? Whoa Baby!

Grand Poohbaaa (see Kawky, TT did manage to work a sheep reference into the narrative) Smirk was on vacation so Twisted Sister was Grand Hash Master du jour. One would suspect that there were the usual announcements for COGS and the Xmas party and of course the introduction of those vying for free beer. I understand other bits of lunacy did manage to invade the circle...Not Too Deep had eaten Sushi (is that a visiting Hasher?) and was feeling weighted down. And I understand that Lost In Space was seen wandering around. What else is new? He kept repeating, "All that wander are not Lost (In Space)". Is he having some kinda identity crisis?

Whale Wanker got horny in circle. Isn't that a little premature for him? Must have sucked the energy right out of him 'cause I understand he couldn't run. Yeah right...cum outta the closet will you. You're just a walker at heart!

King Shit and Shag-a-dellic came late and squeezed (mmm tight) in. Isn't it supposed to be the other way around? Later it was reported that King Shit was nursing some scratches on his legs. Likes it rrrrruff does he?

New runner Rick has a large rubber bottle cap affixed to his head. (Head who said head? Enough already!) Obviously, another blatant attempt to influence his Hash name. Too bad Wet One was on vacation or his name would have been Dog F*cker Too for sure. Alas, the Hashers were in a forgiving mood and later christened him Screw Off.

Back at the bar the lunatics, er Hashers convened to drink the coveted nectar of the Big Rock gods and regale themselves in more laughter, song and debauchery. Seems though Kebab wasn't imbibing on this particular evening, as she was a wee bit hungover. However, Gromit, who is "just hung", was enjoying the brew.

The RA for the evening was Cocktail who called up "Rubber Tester" to celebrate her 100 Milestone run. How long did it take the Hashers to figure out they don't have a Hasher by that name?? After some confusion, Burning Rubber finally got her Milestone Award.

Sometime during the evening Skewbic Hair made it back to the bar after being chased all over the area by the local Neighborhood Watchers. Really Skewbie, when will you learn that not everyone wants to be recruited for COGS?

King Shit was testing his innovative spirit by seeing if the Hashers would be interested in a "Classified" section on the web site. What male Hasher wouldn't be interested in SFH, NGR (Single female Hasher, no gag reflex)? See Right Bun.

Hash Test was sporting her latest fashion statement in the form of a shirt that read "Hash Test Can Go From Zero to Horny in 2.5 Beers or Less" Hell I'd have to go for augmentation before I could wear something that says all of that so I'll just stick with "Easy" if that's okay.

Events took a decided turn when Clutch Bag tripped over Cocktail' wire that, according to sources, is 16 gauge. Did this happen in her rush to save the gyrating Right Bun from the sex starved Pyro 2. who is also known as Big Pyro? Is this in reference to something? May I suggest that he stay away from Pee On as she has vowed to stop smoking in 4 weeks? You know what they say about reformed anything!

My notes say that other lunatic behaviours were evident that evening but I really have to stop writing and get back to my real job. It's been fun.