Run #1152 - Where's Krusty?????????

February 2, 2004

Hares: Right Bun, Easy Shriek, Moonshine
Where: 12 Avenue Bar & Grill
Big Rock: $9/jug
Attendance: 50

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One wrong turn, back around the block and palatable relief when I spot several sets of running tights heading towards the On In for the evening. Why can I never easily find the pub where we meet? Even when it is called the 12th Avenue Bar and Grill!

Hi, hi, hi. Has anybody seen Krusty who is supposed to be scribing for the evening? No? The horn sounds and we go outside and into the Circle, still no Krusty. Announcements, still no Krusty. COGS, car, COGS, car, Valentines, COGS but no Krusty. Who's going to scribe or, more importantly, run all of the Check Backs if Krusty doesn't show?

Tonight Xena, Mom and I are walking the trail. Or rather part of it. We had a mission so took a short cut back to go shopping for Kawky Whorrrrres birthday. A card, balloons, an elfin hat and a morsel of cheesecake. We did have our hearts set on a Ding Dong but, alas, none could be found. Tarts were available but only by the half dozen and we were fearful that six tarts would be tooooooooo much for a 52-year-old Kawky Whorrrrre. The consensus was that a bit of cheesecake with no expiry date was a safer choice.

[link to Big Rock Brewery] Back at the bar, I again searched for our appointed scribe but still no Krusty. However, I did discover that the On In for the evening had brought in Big Rock Traditional and was supplying it to the Hashers at $9 a jug. Bet they connected with Lakey!! Things were looking good even if I couldn't find Krusty. And the best part that I found a glass that never seemed to empty. Where's Krusty? Who f*cking cares. And so it goes...

Back by popular demand our RA for the evening was Party Pumper. Hares did a great job (how would I know I didn't run the trail) except that Right Bun left her droppings or some such thing on trail.

Ben Wa celebrated her 50th run. Drank free beer and got to keep the mug. Then Jill, who is a friend of Snevil's, was given a Down Down for being confused about how to join the Hash. Regardless, I suspect the boys are just happy to see her so I hope she cums again and again and again.

Wet One brought it to our attention that Head Banger, who is allergic to beer, succumbed to Beer Pressure at the last Hash when she drank a Down Down. For this she got another Down Down. Abridged amounts of beer this time.

Here my notes say something about Baby, Brown Hog Day and Head on trail. Did Balzac Billy get Head???? Damn I wish I had seen that! And where does Baby fit into all of this?

Back to the Down Downs. Kawky is getting his birthday shit. Card, hat, cheesecake and song. Usual stuff EXCEPT on his way back to where he was sitting he grabs the stray Hash Shit that is lying on the table. Now I ask you WHO would take the Hash Shit willingly? Does he hate sleeping alone or something?????? Kawky, Kawky, Kawky I know you have almost single handedly built each C3H Hash Shit but please remember others are occasionally more deserving of this dubious honour such as....

Sucker for not paying attention during Down Downs.

Hellooooooo Greg. Thought that you could hide with Sticky Lips in the far corner forever. Nada my boy! After some deliberation the Hashers decided on a name for you. Henceforth you shall be known as Sticky Licker. Hey, I saw Sticky Lips make quick work of a Blow Job on her Bday. This could be a looooooong relationship.

Archive and New Boot Down Downs went to Blue Balls, I Cum 1st and LeeAnn. King Shit had tales about clap on his hard part or maybe not. Remember I was drinking from a bottomless glass and the story was cumming from a Hasher who was wearing a Safeway bag on his crotch. So things could have been bemuddled. Whatever.

Never did find Krusty...

Thunder Tits

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