Run #1142 - Jigglebelles
December 15, 2003
Hares: Mum, Twisted Sister, Squeeky
Where: Rat & Parrot, 380 Canyon Meadows Drive SE
Attendance: 56
Hares: Mum, Twisted Sister, Squeeky
Where: Rat & Parrot, 380 Canyon Meadows Drive SE
Attendance: 56
It was a cool night in mid-December as the CH3 assembled outside the Rat & Parrot pub in southeast Calgary for the 3rd annual Jiggle Belles run and were called to order by Hasmaster Smirk. After the preliminaries, the pack headed off on the run in the wilds of suburbia around Acadia and Bonaventure Drive, down very icy streets, and finally back to the pub.
The weekly surprise turned out to be Choir Boy as guest RA. He quickly called the choir (consisting of Krusty, Bobbin Robin, Sticky Lips, and Cocktale) to order and awarded Down-downs thusly:
To the Hares: Twisted Sister, Squeaky, and Mom for setting the run.
To New Boots Jill, Greg, and Anthony and European visitor Hoop.
A Hash Shit went to Lay 'em in Snow for having his dog on trail but being without a doggie poop bag.
A second Hash Shit went to Thundertits for not introducing herself in the circle at the beginning of the run.
P'tooey received the first of three down-downs of the evening for having a big red erection on the top of his Santa Claus hat.
Another hash shit and a second down-down went to P'tooey by way of a story from snitch Hardly: for attempting to get his dog pissed by coaxing it to drink spiced egg nog. He's lucky the animal rights groups didn't hear about that! He drank to a rousing chorus of "Bestiality's Best".
Yet another Hash Shit (I can't recall any time in over 13 years of hashing when we've had as many hash shits as we do now) went to Skewbic Hare for talking when he was supposed to be listening in the circle at the start of the run, and not talking when he was supposed to during the run. And this from a former Hashmaster!
Right Bun was down-downed for being seen exiting a darkened alleyway in the company of three men and a dog. That girl really has a lot of energy!
Wet One and Suck No Evil drank for being uncoordinated during a street crossing.
Mydol received a beer in thanks for the great job he did in organizing the CH3 Christmas party.
King Shit drank for his 666th run.
And last but not least, P'Tooey drank the half-yard for his 400th run and received the plaque and a personal award of a bottle of booze and a tankard to drink it from.
Smirk, when asked if he had anything to say, spoke thus: "Best run I've ever been on!"
On On!
Blue Balls