Run #1138 - Itty Bitty Titty Run Revisited

November 17, 2003

Itty Bitty Titty Committee: Suck No Evil, Wet One, Mucky Dip and Thunder Tits
Where: Koko's, 4712 - 13 St NE (Bikini Bar run by TNT's cousin)
Attendance: 61

There was an unusually large crowd for a chilly Monday night. It's great to hash from bikini bars. We get to see so many hashers that don't come out any other time. Nipple Detector drove all the way from his campground in Lund, BC (http://www.sunlund.ca) just for the opportunity.

Smirk circled the pack promptly at some time after 7:00. New Boots, Archives and a Visitor were introduced to us and us to them. I don't remember most of their names or many of ours. The same old raft of announcements was repeated tonight as it has been repeated on so many previous nights. It was announced by the hares that the area wasn't particularly well suited to hashing so this would be a shitty run. When so many shitty runs have been promoted as well marked and interesting this did not bode well.

At the first check there were marks from a previous hash run from the same bar. This could have been confusing were it not for the distinction of tonight's on marks being saggy boobs with inordinately long nipples. Clearly the odd distortions were the result of insufficient reference material.

A check would be a circle with a dot in the center to represent a boob worth checking out and a check-back would be a boob with an X through it. To be expected I suppose from such antiboob hares.

The trail lead through streets and yards of the airways industrial park. Inspite of the vast stretches of icy roads and parking lots there were no incidents of anyone needing a pair of personal airbags. Everyone survived the run without falling.

Back at the bar, Koko's generously set us up with half the bar all to ourselves, through a doorway from the rest of the bar. This gave us the freedom to be ourselves without interruption from noisy Monday Night Football games. If only it provided freedom from noisy, rabbiting hashers.

On a night designated as the Itty Bitty Titty run it seemed an unusual contrast to have both the co-RA's and the entire choir composed of men who should have all been wearing manssieres. Knobslinger and Smirk were the RA's dujour. Limp Dick, Tiny Bubbles, Nipple Detector and Bobbin' Robin were the choir. Their best years went south a long time ago. Gravity doesn't play favourites.

Suck Her Prunes celebrated his 150th run and got his embroidered sport bag. Lost In Space got his engraved 100th run mug. Just Joe was pointed out as bringing numerous women out to the hash and was finally named for his pimping prowess. Henceforth and forever, wherever he shall travel in the world of Hashdom, blah, blah, blah, he will be known as Dr. Ho.

There were some new boots a visitor and an archive. They had names. If you know them please refer to the final paragraph of this write up. The hash shits were reassigned to Suck No Evil and somebody else. Snevil took the brunt of the abuse levelled at the hares for frustrations finding marks. Somebody else did something else.

Krusty and Kawky Whorer were downed for sharing an intimate moment stretching each other. Other people were downed for some other stuff then On The Piss was called.

I'd have remembered more about what went on but I'm a lot older than I was last week and my memory isn't what it used to be. If you think of anything you feel should be included in this write up, anything at all, be sure to write it down on a piece of paper, please print, and carefully fold it into a small brown envelope, addressed to CH3 and drive down Deerfoot Trail, gently tossing it out your open window. The chances of it reaching someone who cares are about as good as they'd be giving them to me.