Run #1136 - Ask your Server for Head

November 10, 2003

Hares: Billathong, Smirk & Limp Dick
Where: Forbes Libations & Noshery, 4820 Northlands Drive NW
Attendance: 60

A little more runner friendly weather this week as compared to last. There were a few horny guys present, Scubik et al, sporting shiney new horns purchased discounted as a block lot. Good turnout but too many distractions it seems. TNT was seen entering Sears. Shopping spree perhaps? She showed up at the ON IN with a bulging, dual purpose, shopping/running pouch in her hoodie. Crusty had a shopping list (beer, wine, protection, oil and sheep) but TNT's pouch wasn't big enough.

Slippery Arm Pit conspired with Kebab to short cut via some markings that he saw after work on the LRT overpass. Kebab remained with the pack and left SAP to be an SCB.

Choir Boy showed up with a rather conspicuous grin on his face that we assume was from the weekend that he spent in Banff with other hashers that will remain nameless/faceless (probably because they drank it off). PS: Baby can drink, much to Hash Test Dummy's disdain.

Flashing ass on the hash was provided by none other than Not Too Deep with her red ass flasher or was that a red flash hasher. Either way it was more fun to follow than the guys with the flashing lights on the back of their heads.

Gromit, thinking that he would take a short cut through an alley, lost the pack and headed back for the ON IN. Thinking that he would be the first back, was surprised to find that Mom & Squeaky hadn't even left.

Pee On lost her patch reportedly from under her left boob. If anyone finds it, please bring it and whatever it is stuck to on the next run.

Right Bun tried to sell shirts to Pee On and I Lean Back but she had nothing small enough in her shirt box

Once again, withdrawl symptoms were experience by a number of Hashers because there was no re-group beer check. It was found out later that there was actually a beer stop at Tiny Bubbles's house but the only hashers that knew about it were himself and Dreary. Limp Dick, one of the hairs, was a little confused about the beer stop concept and carried the beer stop with him, offering stale swallows to anyone that would accept.

Down Downs: Hot On Trail had a milestone 169 runs, get a life. Lost In Space got the math wrong, thought that he was there for his 100^th but in fact it was 99&1/2. Crusty drank for new boots or should we say out of them.