Run #1134 - All Hallows Eve Run or Dress Silly and get away with it

October 31, 2003

Hares: Dreary and Hardly
Where: Red Fox (Ramada downtown), 708 - 8 Avenue SW
Attendance: 30

On the evening of October 31, 2003 after getting absolutely no kids at my door (any one for leftover candy?) I found a man dressed as a bus driver, complete with a bus. I gave him candy. I checked the hotline for location address and promptly found that it was wrong. Why was I not surprised.

The Red Fox pub was warm after the unpleasantness of the outdoors. I went in and promptly ordered a drink. The poor waitress was running around attending to the needs of the cheerleader, Mardi Gras couple and other early cumers.

We drank and then found that if we went to the bar, we could get a free drink. What a great idea. We were now drinking to a time line. My two partners in crime arrived shortly afterwords, and both promptly went to the bar and got their free drink. (Poof, Hardly is a frog) At exactly 8 PM hash time, we swilled the free drink and were herded outside by our hash mattress. Twisted Sister circled us up, and we had to wait while the pregnant Hardly stopped traffic. (Poof, Twisted is a frog and hopping around the circlle) The Mardi Gras partiers were having so much fun, that Twisted Sister got hit in the face with some love beads while introducing the new boot. We announced, introduced and had the evenings markings explained to us. The marks were witches hats for ons, pumpkins for a check, and ghosts for check backs.

Then it was time for father Abraham. After a verse and a half, we were told "Catch that train". We raced for the train and continued our song. It gives a whole new meaning to the term "Rock and Roll".

We exited to the Regis and proceeded to dance our socks off. Grate music and entertainment by sexalent. The DJ loved us and had a lot of fun watching our antics. They want to have us back, so we will oblige them and cum on Monday.

We exited the establishment and were sent to La- Mirage. Now don't get excited. The only exotic cats were stuffed in our bags and one more that wouldn't go. Siegfried and Roy had definitely left the building. When we arrivede, we noticed that the customers were only male. (Froggy Elvis is in the building) Great for the Female Hashers, bad for the males. We came we drank we left with the invitation to return again. I think they want to see the males in the spandex.

On to Henry 5^th pub. While Dreary was trying to get the beer to the thirsty Hashers, Twisted was trying to order a drink from the bartender, and wore about a quarter of the jug of beer with her for the rest of the evening.

We discovered that all the chalk talk at the beginning was just so much filler. One mark on trail. By now I think that Lumberjack the Bitch, I mean Whitch, had turned all of us (and the cats in the bags) into frogs. At this point, it was pointed out that there were no marks on trail. The hash marks at the start of the run were just to keep us occupied until the train came.

Back to the Red Fox. Drinking and carrying on was performed. Lumberjack was guest R.A. and did a fine job. Note to lumby: the cost for cleaning the car is $87.95 + g.s.t.