Hares: Hot On Trail, Bum Titty and Mydol
Where: Trapper's Pub, 39 St and Richmond Road (Sport Check parking lot)
Attendance: 57
I was sitting and minding my own business (yah, right!) when a gel pen appeared in front of my face with a request to scribe. Oh, my god! The stress of it all! Or was this an opportunity? Describe heavy on the Des.
What was with those cards on the tables with this Susan person's name on them?
Winter's here and so is Baby. I think the quote was "I like beer more than I hate snow".
We circled up. The trail had to be set twice because of the rain. That really didn't matter. Us "back of the packers" basically could give a rat's ass anyway. We rarely see any marks as it is.
Meanwhile, back at the On In, this Susan must be some kind of a mover and shaker to have a reservations for 60 of her "friends."
Oh, yah, did you here what I heard? Sticky Lips is pregnant.... that's what Mom said. Ha, that's what you get for not showing up. It was either Sticky Lips or Lacey. Lacey said something about it having to be Immaculate Conception. Just Joe showed up with new boot Just Jennifer, who spent the Run trying to pull her pants up. That's what I heard.
Just Jennifer had some kind of Sheep River Race cap on. There was much debate about a sheep name. Sheep Dip, Runs with Sheep, Sheep Lady, but seeing it was Just Jennifer's first run, it was decided that naming her might scare Just Jennifer off and she may not come back. Visitor, Pyro from Denver was making like he is Pyro #1 but the real Pyro #1 has 700 odd Runs so his status as CHHH Pyro #1 is still intact. Maybe they could be Pyro also's or something.
Lumber Jack was bashing without Hashing with Sister Deb. Sister Deb was reluctant to dish out any dirt on Lumber Jack. Lumber Jack is much older and has three sisters. Could be why the "old fuck" has that women's clothes thing going on. Speaking of "old fucks", Whale Wanker thinks the Hash is homophobic. He heard somebody yelling on trail "is anybody straight down there."
Does anybody know this Susan person?
Smirk was whining about everything! Wet One has been trying to teach me how to scream "shut the fuck up." I can't quite get the hang of the squinty burn holes across the room eyes, skinny lips, and spittle coming from lips, the way Wet One does it. Hey, Smirk, do you do as your told? Do you leave sleeping dog's lie?
If this Susan person has 60 "friends" maybe we should be sucking up to her.
Kawky Whoreurrr did a fine job as guest R.A. This guest R.A. thing seems to work well. Congrats!
A lawyer was standing in a long line at the box office. Suddenly, he feels a pair of hands kneading his shoulder back and neck. The lawyer turns around "what the hell do you think you are doing?" " I am a chiropractor, and I am just keeping in practice while I'm waiting in line." "Well, I'm a lawyer, but you don't see me screwing the guy in front of me, do you?" (Blatantly plagiarized from jokes.com)
Ha, Ha, Ha, that's a funny joke Susan! Boy, those running shoes sure look good on you! Just practicing, the sucking up, if ever I meet that Susan.!
Dr. Fill, Hash Test says "size does matter!!!" Twisty says, quote "size doesn't mater. It is how you use it." Boy, this sure sounds like hanging around with Harley Riders. My dink is bigger than your dink. That reminds me of a joke...
A mouse and an elephant are walking through the jungle, and the elephant falls in a hole. The mouse says "wait, I will go home and get my Harley". He goes home gets his bike and pulls the elephant out of the hole. The next day, they are walking through the forest and the mouse falls in a hole. The elephant straddles the hole and the mouse climbs up his dink and they continue on their walk. Do you know what the moral of the story is?? If you have a big dink, you don't need a Harley Davidson.
Maybe we should be sucking up to this Susan person?? Maybe she's K.C.'s girl friend or Howie's girl friend?
Pool Boy got one of the Hash Shits. I'm sure it was for those unisex running tights - stick boy. Bum Titty got a Has Shit for not knowing where the trail was. Correct me if I am wrong, but where you not one of the hares??
Kawky Whoreurr referred to Pool Boy and Bum Titty as Tweddle Dee and Tweddle Dumb, which ones which?
Who's fucking Susan? Now is that getting a little personal, Wet One? A girl's not supposed to swallow and tell, is she? (editor's note: I have it on good authority that Wet One does not swallow)
Party Pumper got down downed for leading the Hash off trail. Burning Bush and Party Pumper (got a second down down) (I hear that Party Pumper is a trouble maker!!)
Got to run,
ON ON
Who the fuck is Susan?
Lost in Space
with Lysol
P.S. Hopefully, I have offended enough people. If not, I'll bad mouth you in person next time!