Run #1113 - Unconventional, Weird and Strange

June 23, 2003

Hares: Donna, Kebab, Gromit, Randy Bastard, My Little Pony
Where: Delectable Delights on 15 Ave. Yumm. Good food
Attendance: 65

The start of run 1113 began with a power struggle. Some of us were circling up on the pavement across the street and the rest were circling up on the vacant lot beside DD's The comment were, if we go over there then they won't come over here. The Hares won that round. New Boots Just Alex and Just Brent started the intro's Visitors were The Duke of Hurl and RoDeHo. Archives were: I Am, Eats His Own and Strawberry Secret.

Wouldn't you know it. It is another Portuguese Run so the marks are weird and strange. A circle with a cross is actually a check. Go figure. A bunch of arrows show us the way. Jesse, son Kebab, is going to be at the regroup with the beer. Oh boy. Beer. Who would figure a bunch of Hashers liking beer. Ya, right.

I'm hearing the Bobbin tried to pick up Mum, Squeaky and her Dog on a street corner, for a price, of course. Cogs weekend must not have been to exciting, hey Bobbin.

At the regroup, it was noticed that The Bawdy had bruises on the inside of her leg. We figured that she had Dar's disease and ended up in Las Vegas. I understand that you can win a trip to Great Falls on "JACK" from there you can always find a friendly neighborhood stalker to take you to Las Vegas. Just kidding Trail Tripper. We know she only has eyes for you.

Whale Wanker dropped his beer at the RG. That's a definite case of beer abuse WW and it was brought to my attention that Lap Dog is here. Brought to my attention by Lap Dog, of course.

En route to the RG, Dog Woody and Bum Titty encountered a couple of fairy nice guys in the park. We're not sure if they just wanted to watch or were Up for Participation.

Hash Test has decided that the Hash is just one big Harem with the King guy changing from time to time. Good observation HTD.

Back at the ON IN, I was given a lesson on drinking a down down from Smirk. He can't figure out how everyone missed their own head with the glass when they finish a down down. The theory is that if you can't drink it, you dump it on your own head and drown in it. I always figured that if you can't drink it, you should toss it over you head and nail the guy behind you. Thanks for the lesson Smirk but I can't guarantee that I'll do it right the next time. As a matter of fact, I've always got a kick out of nailing the guy behind me. Especially if it's the RA.

Whale Wanker did it again. He was passing The King Eddie and ran into a police car. Boy WW. All that and he hadn't even done his half yard for his 550 run yet. I didn't stick around to see what he would do after all that beer.

Sucks Everything is off to Red Deer. We gave him a fond farewell by singing Fuck Off to him twice.

Scubie and Snevil have been accused of Stealth Hashing. Apparently they were spotted running around Fort Calgary.

Randy Bastard got a down down for being the Hare and not having a clue how the Portuguese marks operated.

TNT and Zena got down downed for a sexual offense. TNT for observing how popular she is when she has a jug of beer in each hand. "Nice Jugs" is the comment most frequently heard. Zena for asking Choir Boy where his cup was. Now Zena, Don't you know not to ask a guy a thing like that. Ra's comment was that the beer looters were skanky. I defiantly resemble that remark. Talking about Beer Loot. Big thanks to Bendover for helping out us poky beer loot runners. Big thanks also, to Whale Wanker and Wet One for the same thing and everyone else that has pitched in to help on nights when we didn't get back to the On In till late or there was only myself there.

Blueballs stands accused of competitive running. He's 12 away from his 600th run.

4 T's came out and celebrated her 50th run. Congratulationss 4 T's. It only took you about 5 years to get that many runs in. 69 is next. Go for a record 10 years to get a 69'er. Some people never do get a 69'er.

Wet One, it has been decided, is not black. Her lack of coordination when she dances is a definite giveaway. Wouldn't have figured it out otherwise. I understand that she doesn't want to drink beer as it makes her gag. She also uses her cell phone on trail. Naughty, naughty Wet One. I can remember getting the Hash Shit for doing that.

Laky got down downed for her 602 run. Nice going Lakey. Two runs from now it will be 604 and you can have another down down.

Sucks Everything got so carried away with his farwell that he down downed himself with the Ra's beer. Good thing he's going. More beer for the rest of us.