Run #1060 - Nasty Pricks and Stupid Tricks

July 22, 2002

Hares: Mydol, Hot On Trail
Where: Weaselhead, at the end of 37 St SW at the north side of the dam
On-In: Trappers Pub located at 39 ST & Richmond road (Sport Check parking lot)
Attendance: 54

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It all started out OK, a pleasant evening, lots of Hashers circling up, no sign of the carnage to follow. Off we went across the first of the obstacles - a gopher hole patch. Then on down the hill towards the river and Weasel Head. The trail crossed the bridge, enticing at least one shiggy deprived hasher to try and cross the river instead. Not as easy as it looks eh Pole Vault? Somewhere about this point your scribe decided to fall off the trail and roll an ankle. This led to an immediate citation from the guest RA for the evening, Choir Boy. I'm not sure what he was writing but it sure took quite a while. On over path and dale, through bits of bush, back onto trail on and on until suddenly we found ourselves at the bottom of a familiar looking hill. A check halfway up scattered the pack for a bit while the hopeful amongst us tried the lateral options. Being as this was a hash run, obviously the trail continued straight up. I noticed Lumberjack behaving a bit strange at this point but the cause eluded me at the time. Read on. Skewbic Hair flew past, apparently unaware he was running up hill. At the top the options included a left turn and regroup at Friar's Pub or a right turn and more trail. We passed up the regroup option and headed west. Back along the pathway, down the trail, around the corner and we found ourselves at 'Bloody Blader Bridge' as Fuhkawee eloquently announced. Across the bridge and along the pathway again, twisting and turning, taking this turn and that turn until we found ourselves at last at the river. Splish Splash, across the river, a short climb up the bank at a sewer outfall and Presto! Suddenly something was buzzing in my ear and yeouch! @^%$##! wasps. Thanks go to Bird Brian and Karen for stirring up the wee beasties for the rest of us crossing the river. Now I was beginning to hear snippets of how the rest of the pack had faired this fine evening in the injury department. Staggering back to the parking lot with the various victims of tonight's debacle, we started the body count. At the On In, a fine choir was selected by the aforementioned guest RA, consisting of Fuhkawee, Pole vault, Sexcellent and Dreary. Mydol and Hot On Trail were downed first for some offence having to do with a key bag - the details escaped me. Then Visitors and New Boots. I still think Bird Brian should have gotten something for stirring up the wasps .... Skewbic Hair was recognized briefly for moving back to Calgary (Like we noticed he didn't live here) and Always With Wings was required to drink his beer for dunking Hot Air. Right Bun, fetching as always in cute little bunny ears, was given a mini-yard for 169 runs. Then on to the casualty list: Snevil and Twisty (how apt) for turning ankles in various gopher holes - Snevil, Lumberjack, Mydol, Beaver Flats, and Randy Bastard for wasp stings - and King Shit for performing a triple gainer while frolicking in a gopher hole. Then Left Bun received a birthday cake which never did get served as it was turned into food fight fodder. Lastly, back by popular demand, Skewbic Hair was reunited with the hash shit for just being Skewbie. Is there any better reason?

On On!

Snevil


The Sucking Sound You Hear...

The loud sucking sound you hear is coming from Doris Day's PC. The second week of his Windoze XPerience has been much like the first week... He's still wallowing in Bill Gate's pile of shit, so there's no Hash Sheet this week either.

On On!

King "Neah! Neah! I have a Mac!" Shit

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