Hares: Pick Your Part, Pool Boy Ron, Camshaft
Where: Bottlescrew Bill's, 140 - 10th Avenue SW
Attendance: 38
Well, here we are again. Circled up for another run. This run is brought to you by the wonderful hares, Pool Boy Ron, Camshaft, and Pick Your Part, and the gracious hosts, Bottle Screw Bills.
There were 25 or so hashers, plus some younger than usual hashers, circled up on the patio of BSB. The circle was called to order by Pick Your Part, in the absence of our Hash Mattress, Wet One. (She was probably soaking in her hot tub, or at the game). The usual announcements were made, then the new boot, was called into the circle. We introduced ourselves, and then the marks were shown. The hares sent of off, some of us went West, but hit a check back, and so we were BOP's. That is upsetting, especially when you are limping and running slow. The actual run went south, and we zig zagged, East and South, Then West, then South, (at one point, a couple of daring hashers ran a don't walk light in front of a police van, and he just smiled). We ran past St. Mary's Church, (some prayed for more beer, more beer, more beer, more beer). We then ran towards Lindsay Park, and throught the park there and back to 4th Street. The on in trail was straight back to 12 Avenue, and through the alley, and back to Bottle Screw Bills.
The younger hashers were given a jug of 7-up, and did us proud, by drinking it in record time. These hashers were, Sir Edmond Hillary, Jaws, Purple Twist, Miss Shiggy, and Tarzan.
The down downs were as follows:
Hares: Pool Boy Ron, Camshaft, and Pick your Part. The Hares's song was sung, and they did a slow job of drinking their beers.
P'Tooey and Twisted Sister were called up, for running when injured, and the healty people don't show up at all, as the RA pointed out that Lakey was missing.
Xena, Pull It, Lumberjack, shortcutted back to the bar, >from 4th, and did not receive a down down, they were told to Piss Off.
Tubbles, for arriving late and finding us on trail.
We had a sexual offence, but since I did not take notes, I can not remember who it was, but two hashers were seen cumming out of the trees.
Left Bun and Pull It were awarded a down down, for being able to find their "titties" in the sexual life of a camel song.
If I forgot anyone, I am sorry, but all had a great time.
On On!
Twisted Sister