Run #856 - A Fun Bun Run

April 19, 1999

Hares: The Bun Sisters and Father Abraham
Location: London Pizza/Pub, 773 Northmount Dr NW

A brightly attired group of about 50 hashers circled up at the London pizza pub in Northmount at 7:00 p.m. hash time or about 7:15 real time for run no. 856. Lost in space avoided the ice by getting the run number right which seems to be a most difficult task for this dedicated group of hashers. As usual a number of announcements were made by various people, which nobody listened to so I won't go into the details. Prior to the run getting started the bun sisters modestly proclaimed that this would be the best hash ever, I will let you faithful readers decide if that was the


Abs of Steel,
Buns of Cinnamon

case. They proceeded to tell us that there were two playground stops and one BRG which is a bun regroup rather than the more traditional beer regroup. We were also told that the marks were in flour and buns and bagels were marks for the checks. One thing I can say is that they were quite nicely attired in their "bun sister" shorts. Is there a future for these two as the female equivalent of the blues brothers? One new boot Heikay and an archive pink and ready were introduced to the group.

The run itself was rather uneventful we started out in a northerly direction from the on-on and ran around and about until we came to playground stop number 1, which was full of young families enjoying the nice spring evening until this loud group of hooligans arrived and Kingshit was observed swinging with other people's kids. The run then continued through a cemetery, I believe, where the hash general, always with wings, was observed directing traffic in the cemetery to a group of hashers with the collective intelligence of the residents of said cemetery, so naturally the hashers were not sure what they should do. From this point the run continued to Confederation Park where the group then proceeded to run up and down up and down and up and down, (do you see a pattern here) the hill of confed park. It was during this stage of the run that Batman was imploring Whiteballs to run faster so he could catch Crusty. Should he have been cited for competitive running? After we were forced to run through a dark and dingy culvert we arrived at Northmount Community Hall where the BRG was held, here the hares handed out to every one who would take one a sinning bun, like hashers need help in this area. Once here the group performed a rousing rendition of Father Abraham for the benefit of the adoring public. We continued on our merry way in the direction pre-ordained by the hares, i.e. we followed the marks. The run was rather uneventful after this as we made our way back to the on on

The down downs commenced at 8:30 with the call for hash hush by the RA's which as usual was ignore by the usual gang of reprobates. Lumberjack , Kingshit, P'Tooey and Choirboy lent us their voices for the evening and what a fine set of voices they were.

Down downs for the evening:

  • Fukawee downed himself with water for screwing up and forgetting names.
  • Pyro for 600 runs, I can't believe he drank the whole thing in 23.91 seconds. Is that some sort of record? Could this be the Gretzky of the Calgary Hash, except he's not being a wimp and retiring.
  • The bun sisters were downed for setting the run.
  • Archive Pink and Ready was downed and new boot Heikay would have been downed but she left. Knobby was then asked to sit on the ice.
  • Polevault was downed for getting injured again, oh sorry he was downed for 250 runs, he was given a nice watch with an alarm so he would know to take his medication. Double Entry was then given the opportunity to sit on the ice, which he gleefully accepted.
  • Ron was renamed pool boy Ron, Pink and Ready was renamed by her "friend" Wet One (with friends like these) ziptease, she then proceeded to earn her nickname. Dymian was renamed Choirboy for wearing his jockstrap too tight.
  • Run 150, 007.
  • Jake the Slippery Snake downed for buying the hash freeloaders burgers on the weekend.
  • Always with Wings downed for directing traffic, see note above.
  • The hash shit was awarded to Crusty for stealing the hash shit and the wheel of death. He was then asked to spin-said wheel and it landed on Swing low so he was asked to lead the assembled masses in a spirited version of the song.

Some comments overheard by your fearless scribe during down-downs:

Crazy-Horse was heard complaining that he liked the trail but the gophers got to the buns before he could.

Hot Flashes was asked if there was anything different about being blond and she replied that she gets better service. Are you responsible for this double O?

On a parting note Jake the Slippery Snake stated that he cums on alternate weeks.

That is my recollection of the events as they happened that night your honour

ON - ON,
Your humble servant.


William Jefferson Clinton.



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