Hares: The Bun Sisters and Father Abraham
Location: London Pizza/Pub, 773 Northmount Dr NW
A brightly attired group of about 50 hashers circled up at the London pizza pub in Northmount at 7:00 p.m. hash time or about 7:15 real time for run no. 856. Lost in space avoided the ice by getting the run number right which seems to be a most difficult task for this dedicated group of hashers. As usual a number of announcements were made by various people, which nobody listened to so I won't go into the details. Prior to the run getting started the bun sisters modestly proclaimed that this would be the best hash ever, I will let you faithful readers decide if that was the
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The run itself was rather uneventful we started out in a northerly direction from the on-on and ran around and about until we came to playground stop number 1, which was full of young families enjoying the nice spring evening until this loud group of hooligans arrived and Kingshit was observed swinging with other people's kids. The run then continued through a cemetery, I believe, where the hash general, always with wings, was observed directing traffic in the cemetery to a group of hashers with the collective intelligence of the residents of said cemetery, so naturally the hashers were not sure what they should do. From this point the run continued to Confederation Park where the group then proceeded to run up and down up and down and up and down, (do you see a pattern here) the hill of confed park. It was during this stage of the run that Batman was imploring Whiteballs to run faster so he could catch Crusty. Should he have been cited for competitive running? After we were forced to run through a dark and dingy culvert we arrived at Northmount Community Hall where the BRG was held, here the hares handed out to every one who would take one a sinning bun, like hashers need help in this area. Once here the group performed a rousing rendition of Father Abraham for the benefit of the adoring public. We continued on our merry way in the direction pre-ordained by the hares, i.e. we followed the marks. The run was rather uneventful after this as we made our way back to the on on
The down downs commenced at 8:30 with the call for hash hush by the RA's which as usual was ignore by the usual gang of reprobates. Lumberjack , Kingshit, P'Tooey and Choirboy lent us their voices for the evening and what a fine set of voices they were.
Crazy-Horse was heard complaining that he liked the trail but the gophers got to the buns before he could.
Hot Flashes was asked if there was anything different about being blond and she replied that she gets better service. Are you responsible for this double O?
On a parting note Jake the Slippery Snake stated that he cums on alternate weeks.
That is my recollection of the events as they happened that night your honour
ON - ON,
Your humble servant.
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