Hares: Mydol & No Hare
Location: the Red Devil at Crowfoot
There was a circle of people that ran around. They started to run and a monster wearing a devil outfit jumped out from a box and ate Dreary, Lumberjack and Dastardly. They continued to run and scream in the forest and then he ate ACD, Twisted Sister, Polevault and Lakey. And then he ate Canadian Beaver (He liked Canadian Beaver). And then he ate 0 of them.
A T-Rex picked up Hare of the Dog, Stranger, Smirk, King Shit, A-Bomb, Clutch Bag, Knobby, Blue Balls, and Kawky Whoreur in his hand and poked them with a stick. He ate them all and spit out the bones. Then he ate 100 people and yelled with his mouth, ate 70 more, did a dance and was done.
The T-Rex had a nap and woke up and counted 123456789. The monster jumped out of his box and helped T-Rex say sorry.
Barney came out and everybody was happy and sang silly songs.
It happened really.
Words by Double Entry (the Canadian Beaver part) Creative input from Nathan Michael Alexander Wilhelm - age 5 (the rest)
Choir: | King Shit, Lakey, Ben-Wa |
Hares: | Mydol, Kawky Whoreur, No Hare |
New boots, archives: | Sheri-Lee, Slippery Box, Jim, Jean, Hand Job |
50th run in 6 years: | A-Bomb |
150th run: | Hardly, Twisted Sister, P'Tooie |
Sexual offence: | Dreary and Hand Job for going down on the see saw. |
The Down-Down go On:
Knobby had to sit on ice himself because he started shouting: "ice,ice,ice"
Buns on ice (Both Left and Right Bun had to sit on ice at the same time for jabbing too much)
Dreary, Lumberjack, Raghead on ice
Lumberjack had to do full moon on ice because he had his 50th birthday (death by ice). He was also sang a song while he was sitting on the ice. He got hash shit for his 50th birthday.
269th run: Smirk, sitting
on the ice