Run #835 - How the Munchkins Stole the Run

T.P.L and Krusty were going to hare on Monday December 30, 1998. Pole Vault had everyone gaggle up so that the munchkins could explain their unusual marks for tonight's hash turkey and veer burn off. M was on. MM check. UM check back. Off we went into unforgiving territory those munchkins can be brutal . We ran this way that way up hills, down hills. Thank god there was no shiggy , I did not think people with legs that short could be so ferocious. But they were our worst nightmare.

Back at the On In the following quotes were heard:

• RA that night wears helicopter jammies.
• The marks were too high
• The marks were too low
• The marks were wrong.
• The kisses at the regroup were not French
• Not wet enough.

Pole Vault didn't make it to the kiss break because there was a wire fence he would have to climb over.

Other quotes noted:

• no snow angels.
• Not cold enough
• not enough snow .

There was a sexual offence; Lap Dog and Right Bun were sipping Butter Ripple at the same time. Lumber Jack called Hare of The Dog a munchkin B H.

At the On In the following were awarded down downs:

• Gopher Broke, S. Q, Lost It and Hare of the Dog for haring .
• Visitors were Mr. Clean, French Blow Job and Bird Brian.
• Lap Dog was awarded the Hash Shit for sending a post card of him basking in the sun while we are freezing our asses off
• 007, Lap Dog, Pole Vault, Krusty, Mydol for missing the kiss check.
• Sucker was awarded a down-down because his children would not share their Xmas chocolates The munchkins bought him a box.

Well it's 3.30 AM . I do not want to stress out the chief scribe Butthead any more than I already have. That's why he held a gun to my head to scribe two times in a row. When I complained he said Canadian Beaver is the real chief scribe. She just lets me pretend that I am running the show. I don't want her to get mad at me.

On-On,

Krusty

I HOPE YOU ALL HAVE A HAPPY AND HEALTHY NEW YEAR !