Jaywalk #831 - Poles in the Park, in the Dark

December 7, 1998

Hares: LapDog & Knobby & Whose on Top & I am
Location: The Red Fox

The mis-adventures of a wanna-be cult.........

'twas a monday night, (as usual) and me an' big red were rumblin down stoney trail when we saw 'em. two does, which are deer, which rhymes with beer, you get at a bash, which comes after the HASH !!!! having figured out (through random chance) what the hell we were up to, off (on) we went, over hill, under dale(?) across bridge and into downtown.
AM the scribe AND the RA ! i COULD make you sit on the ice all night, and THEN i COULD write about it ! NYEAH NYEAH !!!! whatever

upon arriving at the bar, i barely had time to start scribing after canadian beaver came(!) to make sure i was scribing - no, i always wander around with pen and paper, jotting things down - when ACD blew..........her horn, and out we went.

circling up under some big guy on a pedestal - with a gun - were : chocolick, smeerk, my-doll, caulkey 'orr, limber jerk, encrusted, lapdawg, anycaulkldoo, whosontop/iam, always - with wings, nipple detector, golden showers, story of dick, neon stripper, knobslingerrrr, lost-it, sphincter, nottoodeeep, onin, dastardly, clutchbag, super soaker, bag-lady, 007, hardly, dreary, tq, ptooie, shadow, twisted sister (with the hash shit), hardly, sucker, canadian beaver, butthead, lakey, walewankr, writebunn (ha! i got it right this time), icebag, pyro, and a few more who showed up after i finished writing them all down......down.......

new boots and archives were publicly humiliated - gord, broomhilda and some other guy whose name i never heard. too bad.

it should be mentioned that whoseontop and iam followed the RA instructions to the letter about what order to introduce themselves in. Well done !

the hares were introduced, and ACD was used to demonstrate what the instructions were - not for the last time ! Lapdogg mentioned that, as usual, there would be NO shiggy, water, hills, or sloughs. all this while, ACD was still trying to see the marks, and looked to be getting dizzy. also mentioned was the use of traditional rules..... at this point, we were sent off/on, and the trail went something like this : ohxoxoxoxoxhoxoxoxhhoxoxoxoxxxxx! some of the things noticed on the trail were :

And then, the downdowns oh yah, we also did a whole bunch of NOT crossing at the corner.......

On-On!
fuck!owee!


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