Hares: LapDog & Knobby & Whose on Top & I am
Location: The Red Fox
The mis-adventures of a wanna-be cult.........
'twas a monday night, (as usual) and me an' big red were
rumblin down stoney trail when we saw 'em. two does, which
are deer, which rhymes with beer, you get at a bash, which comes
after the HASH !!!!
having figured out (through random chance) what the hell we were
up to, off (on) we went, over hill, under dale(?) across bridge
and into downtown.
AM the scribe AND the RA !
i COULD make you sit on the ice all night, and THEN i COULD
write about it ! NYEAH NYEAH !!!!
whatever
upon arriving at the bar, i barely had time to start scribing after canadian beaver came(!) to make sure i was scribing - no, i always wander around with pen and paper, jotting things down - when ACD blew..........her horn, and out we went.
circling up under some big guy on a pedestal - with a gun - were : chocolick, smeerk, my-doll, caulkey 'orr, limber jerk, encrusted, lapdawg, anycaulkldoo, whosontop/iam, always - with wings, nipple detector, golden showers, story of dick, neon stripper, knobslingerrrr, lost-it, sphincter, nottoodeeep, onin, dastardly, clutchbag, super soaker, bag-lady, 007, hardly, dreary, tq, ptooie, shadow, twisted sister (with the hash shit), hardly, sucker, canadian beaver, butthead, lakey, walewankr, writebunn (ha! i got it right this time), icebag, pyro, and a few more who showed up after i finished writing them all down......down.......
new boots and archives were publicly humiliated - gord, broomhilda and some other guy whose name i never heard. too bad.
it should be mentioned that whoseontop and iam followed the RA instructions to the letter about what order to introduce themselves in. Well done !
the hares were introduced, and ACD was used to demonstrate what the instructions were - not for the last time ! Lapdogg mentioned that, as usual, there would be NO shiggy, water, hills, or sloughs. all this while, ACD was still trying to see the marks, and looked to be getting dizzy. also mentioned was the use of traditional rules..... at this point, we were sent off/on, and the trail went something like this : ohxoxoxoxoxhoxoxoxhhoxoxoxoxxxxx! some of the things noticed on the trail were :
On-On!
fuck!owee!