Stampede hash
Quite a bash
In July
Near Bearspaw
Fun for sure
At Perfesser's
Big hole in the ground
Nice cooking sound
Cocktail cooks
Big red arrives
Keg inside
Beer is hear
Polevault shouts
"Gather about"
Circle forms
Visitors one side
Calgary don't hide
Names are called
Hares appear
Briefing we hear
Flour and tape
Off we set
Checks are met
Much confusion
Barbed wire fence
Shrubbery - dense
Mud trails call
Water, mud - no sun
Dags has fun
In the shiggy
Heavens burst
Not the worst
Just pouring rain
Across the fields
Mud Dags yields
At other hashers
Through the woods
Beer is good
When we find it
In the pool
Swimmings cool
For those who dare
Back to the on in
For dry clothes longing
Goes the pack
Nibbles arrive
Soon there's life
Sun is out
Cowboy hats
People chat
Drinking beer
Cocktail seen
Glass is clean
Needs refilling
Suddenly shouts
Flames about
Pig is burning
Pig was ignored
Water poured
Grill is moved
Blackened pig
Flames too big
Action needed
Burnt pork removed
Foil wraps ensue
Day is saved
Down-downs started
Broken hearted
Scribe is missing
Scribe helped saves meal
What a deal
Beats full write-up
Write-up stops
Memory pops
Due to beer intake
Remember noise
But not much poise
On the dance floor
Fire is lit
In the pit
Hash songs attempted
In the morning
Many yawning
Eat great breakfast
Pancakes and coffee
Syrup, not toffee
Blueberries too
Thanks to the hosts
We'll all boast
About this weekend