Run #788 - give me a Big Rock Black Amber shirt, or I will ramble on forever...........

March 23, 1998

Me and Eeyore (my mojo) hopped into the truck a bit late monday, and roared along, crushing cars, trees, and Einsteins theory of relativity (big red is close to infinite mass, we were going close to light speed, and nothing bad happened), hurrying to get to the big thistle....twig bristle.....hooting hog? swilling swine? anyway, we just about managed to do a good deed for the day, but the hashers jumped out of the way as we rolled into the parking lot, all circled up like a bunch of rocks. Only thing missing was the keystone. (cops?)

After introductions and some incomprehensible blathering by long-jump, some filthy-frolicker amazed us all by putting double d's on the surface of the parking lot. (breastual abuse?)

Off-off we went. 'Twas a slithery slidderly affair, slippin and a sliddin all over the place. Warm-weiner went down, on who? (I was the only witness, and I'm not telling) There was a lot of butt-kissing going on (of the pavement variety). Checks & checkbacks there were a few, and (to my dismay) some of the checkbacks were rather lengthy. To top things off, (as we weren't having enough fun already) there was a playground, at which we played (imagine that !). Of course, it's all fun and games until some nerfarious navish nincompoop nails my nuts with a (s)nowball !!!! (i'll get you you little bumpychucker!!) After the playground, things went around in circles (literally), and the pack was most confused (oooohhhhhh!). Sooner or later (much later than royalpoop, pumpingpigeon, and perrywinklepecans, who managed to stay on trail, despite verrry close markings......) we managed to stubmle across the origin, and homed in on some wonderful beverage!!! (in the afformentioned establishment)

Once inside, I was accosted by a strange looking fellow (I think smiley by name) holding his horn, who asked me to record the events. I did.But first, I needed something to write on, and with. Once obtained, these items had a most interesting effect !! All of a sudden moistened-mono was writing her address down for me !! (perhaps grin's injury is to more than just his knee?) There was a raffle !! two wondrous shirts !! (one was black amber, my favourite) no i didn't win it !!!

AAahhh, but I rant (course, that's what i'm supposed to do)

Back to the up-ups!!!

Bunnies of-a-firm-nature and filthy-frolicker were upped, to the tune of true blue.

The hash choir (bumpychucker, light-bulb-cleaner, spit, and fuzzy-it) sang some wierd affrican drinking chant.......

The visitor (from Ottawa) NOT-Jeremy got called brother-hasher.

Monarchist-monkey - who tried to talk, and run WHILE his shoelace was untied !!!!! was upped for unsafe running. (he is an ambitious one isn't he) to prove his ability, he SPILLED BEER !!!

In-twice was upped for rabbitting, having supper, and not letting house-bound cum !!! it was agreed that he was a syphlitic bastard!

Shining-spurt was upped for being chattery, and visible.

Bruised-balls was upped for being rowdy, to the tune of It's a quiet world after all......

Hooch was upped (we wish) for looking soooooooo goooooooddddd in a verrrryyyy nice suit. (it would look better crumpled up on the floor....) also for the evening being foggy with no moonshine. take it of take it of take it off !!!!!

Upped for sexual offences at the playground (up & down, back & forth, in & out, being provocative) were skinny-panty-lineup and pale-spheres. (the the sexual life of the humped one...)

Benoit & big-pond-like were upped to 20 toes for being reserved for 8:00pm.

Long-jump was a forgetfull bastard, he actually scored three offenses (do we award a hat trick?).

Bumpychucker was awarded the Hashshit for having lost the last one..... he also paused to chew a chunky in the plunger......

off-off you freiks !!!!!

I know who I am.................


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