Run 766, or was it run 767, or run 765 or run....

Run # 766 - November 10, 1997

It was a cold night, cold enough to wear pants, well most of us. I arrived earlier than normal so I waited in my vehicle until our Hash Master arrived. I did not want to waste my gas so I crawled into his vehicle, fighting with P'tooey and Lakey who had the same idea. After a while he claimed we had to leave, which we refused until we were ordered out by H.O.T. Dog. Man no peace on a cool night. Once outside we were greeted by many Hashers, 41 to be exact, who gathered in a circle. Introduction were made to the New boots, and laughter or admiration rained upon King Shit, Smirk and Lost It for wearing shorts, well not at Lost It. She at least shaved her legs before the run.

The Hares came forth and started us off in some direction, but I really wasn't paying attention to what happened as I was admiring Lost It smooth legs at his point. So off we went, here and there with nothing exciting happening at all. Well one minor thing about Bobbin Robin playing tag with a car, he is still nursing the close call. Like I said nothing else to mention, well at one point Krusty was bending over tying his shoe when everyone stopped and admired him especially Mydol....guess he didn't get enough while on holidays with his lovely birthday bride No Hare in Mexico. Again nothing else was said, well ACD was mentioning she had some photos for sale..$2.00 for topless, $3.50 for full nudes. I wandered down another street and heard that Hardley with his carpet burned knee, was actually FROPing. Nothing more again, well I did hear Knobslinger mention that he doesn't get hard until it is minus 10...when he say me he asked me not to repeat that to any of the women in the Hash..so forget I mentioned it. Nothing more to report, well Stupid Question did say she liked it good solid, the run that is. One more thing, Not too Deep mentioned something about not knowing which way to do it, left or right...I said for simplicity do it both ways. Well again nothing else to report , well I did see Hard Ass leaving the down downs early...something to do with working her ass off...from the angle I was looking her ass was were it belonged.

The run suddenly got larger upon pour arrival at the Down Downs....I think it had something to do with Lumberjack being the designated RA for the evening. Lumberjack finally got the chance to RA from the front of the pack instead of in the side lines....but not changing from tradition he gave down downs to the Hares, Pyro and Leggy Lost It; New Boots and visitors, Gordon, Steve and Black & Blue Nuts; Stupid Question for wanting someone to perform oral practicals on her; Bobbin Robin for car dancing; Knobslinger received the half yard for 250 runs and a Rolex watch; Lakey and Twisted Sister, for attempting to remove Knobby's shorts, received a down down kneeling in front of Knobby, unfortunately Lakey still came up to his chest; Cums Clean finally received his first down down after 37 runs and for wearing new shoes; Pole Vault and Thong Queue for rabbiting....good example herr Hash Master....a bunch of wankers for arriving late. They actually received a beer for being late....mmm next week we'll all be late...setting my watch back as I type. RA interuptus Stupid Question received a down down for stopping Lumberjack from drooling over the waitress, after which we all named her Muffy.

We then had a draw for the 50/50 in which Pole Vault won, but after being mobbed by a bunch of Hashers he quickly donated the money by buying beer for all of us, I guess he felt guilty as I couldn't keep accurate notes with all his talking during the down downs. After all this exhaustive note taking, I wandered around the room...more aimlessly than anything else and over heard a few juicy conversations:

Until next time ONON, Lapdog

Just a reminder for all, cum to my birthday/retirement bash on the 21 November starting around 8 pm my place, 50 - 2300 Oakmoor Dr SW remember BYOB you wankers.


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