Fashion File: "Cool cross-dressing"

Calgary H3 cums out of their ravaged closets

Cross-dressing is once again "cool" due to the innovative and radical styles modelled by local and international Hash "super models" on run 759. In contrast to other shows featuring new fall collections, these Hash super models were strong, powerful, yet sexy! The hosts for this gala event were: Wet One, Smirk, and Princess Poo Poo (aka King Shit).

One could not help but get the feeling that those in attendance had tried to out-do one another. Perhaps they had ravaged their closets or local thrift markets to achieve their own distinctive looks. Some of the more notable looks included:

• Hub Cap, from Aberdeen, with his ready-to-wear highland kilt.

• Baby Blue Balls who had done a "knock off version" of Blue Balls' classic style complete with hair-do.

• Tiny Bubbles' matching accessories and makeup.

• P'tooey's wrap-around dress apparently imported from Trinidad and Tobago.

This fashion reporter, along with other audience members, who had not donned the latest fashions were branded with lipstick on their foreheads.

A kiss is just a kiss...
L->R: Dreary, Kawky Whoreur, King Shit, Pole Vault, Lapdog

One of the leading models, Princess Poo Poo, was asked by adoring fans if they could take her picture, a request that Princess Poo Poo along with her companion Beeper were only to happy to comply with. Other admiring spectators watching from their 16 wheelers, along 16th Avenue, honked their approval of this fall's haute couture.

Sultry Smirk & lucious Lapdog slink against a streetlight

After the models completed their catwalk, on a runway which included many ups and downs, they arrived backstage to Hannibal's Pub to re-cap some of the evening's highlights.

On In for Kareoke!
L->R: Mydol, P'Tooie,No Hare, ?, ?, Dastardly, Hub Cap, ?, Hare of the Dog, Smirk, A-Bomb, Tiny Bubbles, Skewbic Hare, Not Too Deep, ?, Suck Her, Wet One

One of the designers, Knobslinger, had the good fortune to celebrate her birthday surrounded by some of her favourite models. Appreciative models, such as Stupid Question, gave Knobslinger a floral bouquet and cake! Of course, there were many awards given out. As is normally the case, down downs were given to:

• visitors: Hub Cap from Aberdeen
  
• new boots: They will remain nameless since they requested water instead of beer!
• archived: Wet Nurse

Mr. Lakey is admired by the ladies
L->R: Whale Wanker, Hardly, Lakey

Others spotlighted during the festivities included:

• Dreary & P'tooie who were awarded the Hash Choir Award.

• Princess Poo Poo for having completed 350 runs & receiving the Brussels' hash shit (sources close to the Hash revealed that Skewbic Hare was runner up for the Hash Shit)

• Hand Job & Pole Vault for some unknown sexual offenses.

• No Hair & Wet One for having completed 50 runs

  
  Kareoke Kween Knobslinger
  L->R: Knobslinger, Lakey, No Hare, Wet One

• Not Too Deep for her unique rendition of "Macho Man"

  
  Not To Deep displays a manly(?) chest

• Von Crap for her sexy & slinky evening wear.

  
  Show some leg girls!
  L->R: Kapt von Krapp, Fuhkawee, P'Tooie, Perfesser

Date Pith

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