| Ryan [R]: | Yah, man, you'll never guess what I did last nite. |
| Tyler [T]: | Uh, what? |
| R: | I went and hung out with this group called the marijuana or something. |
| T: | Cool, that rocks!! |
| R: | Yah, like for serious, these people are wacked. |
| T: | Like what, man? |
| R: | Well, like at first, we stood around in a circle and some chick who thought she is like Don Johnson or something screeches up in a Subaru! |
| T: | That rocks, don't tell the rent-a-cop that works our school parking lot!!!! |
| R: | Right, then yous never believe the geek in this long purple trench coat with flour in his hair, I think he's the Master Baker!! |
| T: | Cool, food, too!! |
| R: | Some people were introduced: Baby (archived), Mark, Sandy, Don, and Christine (new boots). The last two were late, they had a detention! |
| T: | Losers! |
| R: | They then tried to call out their names in two directions and I tell ya, man, these people need some serious remedial help. Even our class can dos that! |
| T: | Yah, we rock in the mega brains departments. |
| R: | Here's the best part, some gag named "Drippy" (Dreary) started hugging people and then a doinker with a big dick spelled HOX and threw cocaine on the baker guy and every one seemed to understand this BS. |
| T: | Too weird! |
| R: | Everyone then went out on the runs. A guy named That stole a towel from a skinny dipper and a Neon Stripper kept getting his peenee wet. |
| T: | Excellent, nudity! Sound like the second guy could use the towel. |
| R: | Hey man, have you ever seen the movie "Dazed and Confused"? Cause I tell ya, man, that is exactly what they looked like in the swamp. |
| T: | Wasn't Arnold in that movie!! |
| R: | Then we went and drank beers! |
| T: | Totally rocks! |
| R: | Some people got to drink beers really fast, man:
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| T: | Cool that rocks! |
| R: | The best one was this though, three chicks did a Tri on the weekend, Wants it, Ruby Lips, and Moonshine. Some dude told me that Wants it met a 'finished' fireman who won the over 80 category! He came at Ruby's BBQ. |
| T: | What did they roast, bavarian smokies!!?? Ha Ha |
| R: | Ya but like that's not all, this Ruby chick claims he slept with all 3 of them on the couch and she couldn't run cause her knees were sore! |
| T: | Excellent, hummers!!! |
| R: | The last thing that happened was some prick called TPL started screaming "Smirk keeps grabbing my tits and Wet One is poking me in the butt!" |
| T: | Cool, a threesome!! |
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