Calgary Hash House Harriers
Deercember 2020 COVID-19 Update

Stay flexible, change is the only constant

Current situation - Mandatory restrictions effective Dec. 8

No indoor or outdoor social gatherings are permitted
Indoor close contacts must be limited to people in the same household
Outdoor sporting groups are limited to 10 people
Attendees should remain socially distanced at all times

The Calgary Hash House Harriers will continue our long held tradition of stumbling around poorly lit streets and trails, looking for feebly laid marks. In these trying times we encourage Hashers to get outside, breath fresh air, engage in physical activity and interact with our social groupâ€¦ at appropriate social distances. Always participate at your comfort level, everyone has to make this a personal choice, in the best interest for themselves and their families.

Although we will miss the social gatherings, off key singing, down down punishments, tale telling and sharing of beverages that are a hallmark of the hash, we will continue our kennel social connections through Friday night Zoom events.

Here's How we are Hashing Now

For the next undetermined number of weeks Calgary Hash runs will consist of:

1. CH3 trails

Trails will continue to be set for Mondays night runs
In order to accommodate the 10 wanker limit, hashers are encouraged to stagger their Monday night run times with multiple groups alternating their start times between 6 and 7 pm
Hashers who wish to enhance their social distancing can run or walk the trail any time during the week
Hares are not expected to maintain the trail throughout the week
Hares may offer a scavenger hunt list, but will not be a run requirement
Contact King Shit to ensure that you get credit for your run

2. Regroups

Regroups are canceled, no outdoor socializing allowed
No Hash cash is required

3. Down Downs

Zoom TGIF, Fridays 6-7pm
Zoom Down Downs, Fridays 7-8pm
link https://us02web.zoom.us/j/86409847327?pwd=Z21JbC9ZOHBHN1AwdFZ4eGpybTlVdz09

4. Masks

Masks are required, except while running or walking
Cohorts to group together and leave appropriate space between other cohorts
Maintain social distancing

Your FU Covid Mismanagement

HASH GNUS!

Duke of Hurl : A Celebration of Life

May 17, 2019 — A celebration of life for Duke of Hurl (Greg Kuhl in real life) will be held on Friday, May 17, 2019 at LEYDEN'S CHAPEL OF REMEMBRANCE (corner of 17th Avenue & 2nd Street SW) at 2:30 p.m., preceded by viewing at 1:30 p.m., and followed by a gathering at Mill Street Brew Pub. Interment will take place on Tuesday, May 21, 2019 at Eden Brook Memorial Gardens (Lower Springbank Road & 17th Avenue SW) at 10:00 a.m

Greg's Obituary

July 1, The Largest Hash Run in Canada

July 1, 2017 — Canada is celebrating our 150th Birthday this year, so the Calgary Hash House Harriers are inviting every hash to run at the same time on July 1st, Canada Day.

A Never-Before-Told Story

April 19 — Today would have been The Lady in Red's 60th birthday had she not been taken from us less than a week from celebrating her 57th birthday. Perhaps you've heard the story about how she accidentally inspired the world's first Red Dress Run.

On-On Shit Happens

April 15, Edmonton — Shit Happens passed away peacefully this afternoon with his parents by his side. Somewhere a lake is being formed by the rivers of tears from the people he touched. Thanks to all the friends and family that supported Rob during his final journey. Raise a Black Label and wish him a fond farewell - On-On Shit Happens

Canadian breaks Beer Mile World Record

London, Ontario - Lewis Kent, a fourth-year University of Western Ontario kinesiology student classes has broken the world record for the "beer mile". Read about it at CTV News.

NCIS: New Orleans goes Hashing!

On October 27, NCIS: New Orleans airs "Insane in the Membrane". This episode features the Hash House Harriers' annual Red Dress Run. The run is cut short when a Petty Officer is found dead in the French Quarter.

Read about it here.

Fruits of Evil Soaked In Wine

Suck No Evil has revealed the Evils' delicious Sangria recipe.
Get it here!

Calgary Hash House Harriers

Calgary Hash House Harriers Deercember 2020 COVID-19 Update