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Calgary Hash House Harriers
June 2021 COVID-19 Update

Stay flexible, change is the only constant

Current situation - Mandatory restrictions effective June 10

No indoor social gatherings are permitted
Indoor and outdoor dining is permitted, 6 people per table maximum
Outdoor recreation facilities can open with no capacity limits, but 2 metres distance must be maintained between members of different households. Examples include: running
20 people maximum for all outdoor social gatherings

The Calgary Hash House Harriers will continue our long held tradition of stumbling around poorly lit streets and trails, looking for feebly laid marks. In these trying times we encourage Hashers to get outside, breath fresh air, engage in physical activity and interact with our social groupâ€¦ at appropriate social distances. Always participate at your comfort level, everyone has to make this a personal choice, in the best interest for themselves and their families.

Here's How we are Hashing Now

For the next undetermined number of weeks Calgary Hash runs will consist of:

Trails will set for Mondays night. Run/walks will begin at 7:00 pm for everyone
Circle up at 7:00 pm
All trails will have fully supported regroups
Hash cash will be reinstated at $5 per run. Current credits can be used to pay for your run, cash thereafter
Down Downs will be outside, at the end of each trail
On to Piss: hashers can participate in any local pub, within current restriction
TGIFâ€™s will no longer be virtual, they will be the typical random shit shows
Additional Safety Requirements
- Masks are not required outside
- 2 metres distance must be maintained between members of different households
Contact King Shit to ensure that you get credit for your run

Your FU Covid Mismanagement

Receeding Hare Line

updated: Thursday, September 23 at 03:43:16 PM

HASH GNUS!

Thunder Tits
January 15, 2021 — Long time Calgary hasher Thunder Tits (Sandra Johnston) passed away at Rockyview Hospital. Dastardly said she had been doing well and he was expecting her home in a few days, but it was not to be. Doctors suspect it was probably heart failure. She is at peace now.

Fruits of Evil Soaked In Wine
Suck No Evil has revealed the Evils' delicious Sangria recipe.
Get it here!

#2186 - Annual Running of the Virgins.... or Virgins in the Deep Dark Creek - 7:00pm Monday, September 27: Hares: LSOS; Where: Local 403, 380 Canyon Meadows Dr SE; Directions: Previously the "Three Crowns Pub"; What: This annual running of the Virgins will include dozens... um, ok, maybe one dozen virgins from the Run21 run club. And don't all you walkers fret, there may be walking virgins as well.; RA: Rashy's inaugural RA coordination; Cost: $5.00 Hash Cash, including one regroup refreshment; Food & Booze: Happy hour beer and half price pizzas.; Bring: Head Lamp and a change of footwear/socks/shorts/shirts should you stumble into any shiggy.
#2187 - Liquor Lots' Birthday Bonanza Extravaganza - 7:00pm Monday, October 4: Hares: OPP & Licker Lots; What: To celebrate the aging process, all hashers with birthdays in 2021 are invited to this run.; RA: This could be you; Cost: $5.00 Hash Cash. Includes one regroup libation.; Food & Booze: Parking lot libations in the dark?; Bring: Your sense of achievement for finally maturing this year.; Notes: Maturity is subjective....
#2188 - Thanksgiving Run - Turkey Trail - 2:00pm Monday, October 11: Hares: You could hare this run!; Cost: $5.00 Hash Cash. Includes one regroup libation.; Food & Booze: This needs a host and a turkey.; Bring: Food for the hungry hashers; Notes: Volunteers welcome to set trail! If new to the group. Tag up with a veteran trail setter to help you out...
#2189 - October 18 2021 Run - 7:00pm Monday, October 18: Hares: You could hare this run!; Cost: $5.00 Hash Cash. This will include one regroup libation.; Notes: Volunteers needed. It must be your turn to set trail.....?
Full Moon Hash #358 - Full Hunter Moon - 7:00pm Friday, October 22: Hares: Mmmm Ladyfingers & Cam Shaft; Where: MMM Lady Fingers & Camshaft's Abode, 4616 Vegas Road NW; RA: Squirrel Molester; Cost: $10; Food & Booze: Chips & a light meal
#2190 - Very close to Halloween Runâ€¦ Theyâ€™ve got it pegged - 7:00pm Monday, October 25: Hares: Strap-on Crampon & Business in the Back; Where: TBA; Notes: Is this a dress up run?
#2191 - November is finally here! - 7:00pm Monday, November 1: Hares: You could hare this run!; Cost: $5.00 Hash Cash, includes one regroup libation; Bring: Head Lamp. Clothing suitable for November (ski-doo suit?); Notes: Opportunity to set the first trail of November 2021!
#2192 - Second Monday in November - 7:00pm Monday, November 8: Hares: You could hare this run!; Bring: Head Lamp; Notes: If you missed setting trail for the first trail of November, now is your chance to set the "second" trail in November.
#2193 - Third Run in November - 7:00pm Monday, November 15: Hares: You could hare this run!; Notes: Best to volunteer to hare before you get volunteered!
#2194 - Grey Cup - 2:00pm Sunday, November 21: Hares: You could hare this run!

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