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Calgary Hash House Harriers
June 2021 COVID-19 Update

Stay flexible, change is the only constant

Current situation - Mandatory restrictions effective June 10

  1. No indoor social gatherings are permitted
  2. Indoor and outdoor dining is permitted, 6 people per table maximum
  3. Outdoor recreation facilities can open with no capacity limits, but 2 metres distance must be maintained between members of different households. Examples include: running
  4. 20 people maximum for all outdoor social gatherings

The Calgary Hash House Harriers will continue our long held tradition of stumbling around poorly lit streets and trails, looking for feebly laid marks. In these trying times we encourage Hashers to get outside, breath fresh air, engage in physical activity and interact with our social group… at appropriate social distances. Always participate at your comfort level, everyone has to make this a personal choice, in the best interest for themselves and their families.

Here's How we are Hashing Now

For the next undetermined number of weeks Calgary Hash runs will consist of:

Your FU Covid Mismanagement

Receeding Hare Line

updated: Thursday, June 17 at 06:41:40 AM


Thunder Tits
January 15, 2021 — Long time Calgary hasher Thunder Tits (Sandra Johnston) passed away at Rockyview Hospital. Dastardly said she had been doing well and he was expecting her home in a few days, but it was not to be. Doctors suspect it was probably heart failure. She is at peace now.
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#2169 - Another Pyro 69 - 7:00pm Monday, June 21
Hares: Pyro
Where: Baker Park, Scenic Bow Rd
What: An opportunity to get wet with Pyro
RA: King Shit?
Cost: $5
Food & Booze: one beer included (just one, Skewbie!)
Bring: shoes (Snevil), and for the rest: a change of socks, shoes, and dry clothes as it is almost guaranteed that we will cross a river.
#2170 - School's Out For Summer Run - 7:00pm Monday, June 28
Hares: Ms Pussy, Ms Cheeks & Ms Spanker
Where: TBA
#2171 - Canada Day - 2:00pm Thursday, July 1
Hares: Twisted Sister, Hardly, Stool Stuffer and Rashy Bush
Where: Nose hill View Point. ( Peckers Point location), 5620 14th St. NW (Nose hill park on 14th st. Nw.)
Directions: Take 14th St North past the Winter Club. Up and over the hill and down to the first left. Park on the road after the turn.
On-In: TBA
What: On In will feature Steaming Wurst of various sizes. Buns optional!
RA: Special Guest RA. Down Downs to commence at the OnIn location.
Cost: $5.00 payable at the run.
Bring: Lawn chairs, BYOB, change of clothing from head [Head, Who Said Head] to toe. Shiggy on trail.
Notes: This will be a family friendly trail to celebrate Canada Day. Wear your best Red And White attire.
#2172 - 7:00pm Monday, July 5
Hares: You could hare this run!
Where: TBA
Flapjackoff 15 - 2:00pm Saturday, July 10
Hares: Mucky & Scoobie
Where: TBA
#2173 - 7:00pm Monday, July 12
Hares: You could hare this run!
Where: TBA
#2174 - Anal Stampede Campout - 2:00pm Saturday, July 17
Hares: You could hare this run!
#2175 - 7:00pm Monday, July 19
Hares: You could hare this run!
Where: TBA
#2176 - 7:00pm Monday, July 26
Hares: You could hare this run!
Where: TBA
#2177 - 7:00pm Monday, August 2
Hares: You could hare this run!
Where: TBA
#2178 - 7:00pm Monday, August 9
Hares: You could hare this run!
Where: TBA
#2182 - HHH Hiking Weekend - 3:00pm Friday, September 10 until 11:00am Monday, September 13
Hares: King Shit, Abandoned Pussy and ?
What: 3 days and 3 nights of HHHHiking in the Rocky Mountains
Cost: $125 deposit required from all hikers. Final cost should be around: $200. We need to price out meals and ....umm.... beverages
Notes: See the hike page for details

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