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updated: Sunday, April 5 at 06:05:17 PM


Duke of Hurl : A Celebration of Life
May 17, 2019 — A celebration of life for Duke of Hurl (Greg Kuhl in real life) will be held on Friday, May 17, 2019 at LEYDEN'S CHAPEL OF REMEMBRANCE (corner of 17th Avenue & 2nd Street SW) at 2:30 p.m., preceded by viewing at 1:30 p.m., and followed by a gathering at Mill Street Brew Pub. Interment will take place on Tuesday, May 21, 2019 at Eden Brook Memorial Gardens (Lower Springbank Road & 17th Avenue SW) at 10:00 a.m

Greg's Obituary

July 1, The Largest Hash Run in Canada
July 1, 2017 — Canada is celebrating our 150th Birthday this year, so the Calgary Hash House Harriers are inviting every hash to run at the same time on July 1st, Canada Day.

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A Never-Before-Told Story
April 19 — Today would have been The Lady in Red's 60th birthday had she not been taken from us less than a week from celebrating her 57th birthday. Perhaps you've heard the story about how she accidentally inspired the world's first Red Dress Run.

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On-On Shit Happens
April 15, Edmonton — Shit Happens passed away peacefully this afternoon with his parents by his side. Somewhere a lake is being formed by the rivers of tears from the people he touched. Thanks to all the friends and family that supported Rob during his final journey. Raise a Black Label and wish him a fond farewell - On-On Shit Happens
Canadian breaks Beer Mile World Record

London, Ontario - Lewis Kent, a fourth-year University of Western Ontario kinesiology student classes has broken the world record for the "beer mile". Read about it at CTV News.

NCIS: New Orleans goes Hashing!

On October 27, NCIS: New Orleans airs "Insane in the Membrane". This episode features the Hash House Harriers' annual Red Dress Run. The run is cut short when a Petty Officer is found dead in the French Quarter.

Read about it here.

Fruits of Evil Soaked In Wine
Suck No Evil has revealed the Evils' delicious Sangria recipe.
Get it here!

#2098 - SDR#3: Lick yer own Pussy and spank yer own Monkey - 7:00pm Sunday, April 5 until 7:00pm Friday, April 10
Hares: Lick'er Lots and Princess Monkey Spanker
Where: Paddy's Brewhouse and Barbeque, 3610 Burnsland Road S.E., Calgary AB, T2G 3Z2
On-In: Your own home!
Cost: free. For the run to count, you must email your selfie to King Shit or post it on the hares' Facebook post.
Food & Booze: Tues-Sat, order your take away meat and beer! (For even more social distancing, order online in advance)
Bring: YOB if you want a RG.
Notes: If you can’t do the trail, do your own trail and do the scavenger hunt published on the Facebook group!
[link] Red Deer Hash CANCELLED!!! - Bad Thursday is postponed - 7:00pm Thursday, April 9
Hares: Chips A Whore
What: We're going to hang low until Typhoid Mary takes a hike!
[LINK] Full Moon Hash NO RUNS this month (probably next month too) - Friday, April 10
What: Full Moon Runs are postponed till further notice (when we are over the COVID hump ...)
Virtual TGIF - 6:00pm Friday, April 10
Where: Online TGIF!, use ZOOM on your computer or phone
Directions: ONLINE TGIF starts every FRIDAY at 6pm and down downs for the week's run start at 7pm. Zoom Meeting ID 287-772-586 Password: 696969
#2099 - Girls Just Wanna Run - 7:00pm Monday, April 13
Hares: Rashy Bush, Granny Panties
Where: TBA
#2100 - The 2000's are so Last Century - 7:00pm Monday, April 20
Hares: Hot Cheeks, Ménage a Trois
Where: TBA
#2101 - 7:00pm Monday, April 27
Hares: Dr. Phil and Men-O-Pause
Where: TBA
#2102 - 7:00pm Monday, May 4
Hares: You could hare this run!
Where: TBA
[LINK] Full Moon Hash NO RUNS this month - Saturday, May 9
What: Full Moon Runs are postponed till further notice (when we are over the COVID hump ...)
#2103 - 7:00pm Monday, May 11
Hares: You could hare this run!
Where: TBA
#2104 - 7:00pm Monday, May 18
Hares: You could hare this run!
Where: TBA
#2105 - 7:00pm Monday, May 25
Hares: You could hare this run!
Where: TBA
#2106 - Red Dress Run - 2:00pm Saturday, May 30
Where: TBA
#2107 - The Lone Onesie - 7:00pm Monday, June 1
Hares: You could hare this run!
Where: TBA
Notes: The only onsie run this year
#2113 - Anal Stampede Campout - 2:00pm Saturday, July 11
Hares: You could hare this run!
Where: TBA
#2123 - I Hear Banjos... Let's Go to the Mountains - 11:00am Sunday, September 13
Hares: King Shit, Abandoned Pussy and ?
Where: Stanley Mitchell Hut, Yoho National Park, BC
Directions: 3-4 hour hike (10 km) from Takakkaw Falls
What: CH3 goes hiking in the mountains
Cost: $50 deposit gets you on the hike. Final cost should be around: $85. We need to price out meals and ....umm.... beverages
Notes: More info is here

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