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Calgary Hash House Harriers
Deercember 2020 COVID-19 Update

Stay flexible, change is the only constant

Current situation - Mandatory restrictions effective Dec. 8

  1. No indoor or outdoor social gatherings are permitted
  2. Indoor close contacts must be limited to people in the same household
  3. Outdoor sporting groups are limited to 10 people
  4. Attendees should remain socially distanced at all times

The Calgary Hash House Harriers will continue our long held tradition of stumbling around poorly lit streets and trails, looking for feebly laid marks. In these trying times we encourage Hashers to get outside, breath fresh air, engage in physical activity and interact with our social group… at appropriate social distances. Always participate at your comfort level, everyone has to make this a personal choice, in the best interest for themselves and their families.

Although we will miss the social gatherings, off key singing, down down punishments, tale telling and sharing of beverages that are a hallmark of the hash, we will continue our kennel social connections through Friday night Zoom events.

Here's How we are Hashing Now

For the next undetermined number of weeks Calgary Hash runs will consist of:

1. CH3 trails

2. Regroups

3. Down Downs

4. Masks

Your FU Covid Mismanagement

Receeding Hare Line

updated: Monday, March 1 at 08:25:18 PM


Thunder Tits
January 15, 2021 — Long time Calgary hasher Thunder Tits (Sandra Johnston) passed away at Rockyview Hospital. Dastardly said she had been doing well and he was expecting her home in a few days, but it was not to be. Doctors suspect it was probably heart failure. She is at peace now.
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#2153 - Y2.5K - 7:00pm Monday, March 1 until Friday, March 5
Hares: Tighty Whitey
Where: Bitter Sisters Brewing Company, 510 Heritage Dr SW, Calgary, AB T2V 2W2
Directions: Best to approach off Macleod heading West on Heritage. Close to Heritage C-Train station. Former Studio 82, Trap and Gill. May have to park at the next door arena if the parking lot is full
Notes: Tighty Whitey is reaching unique beer #2500, so he'll probably have a special brew to share with those running on Monday
#2154 - International Harrierettes' Day - 7:00pm Monday, March 8 until Friday, March 12
Hares: Hot Cheeks, Strap-on Crampon, PMS
Where: TBA
What: MISSION: To celebrate women hashers' achievements and applaud when equality in beer credits is achieved.
Notes: Men WILL be objectified.
#2155 - Spawns of March - 7:00pm Monday, March 15 until Friday, March 19
Hares: Stoolie, Rashy, Never Bin
Where: TBA
#2156 - Tutu run number 2 - 7:00pm Monday, March 22 until Friday, March 26
Hares: Twisty & Hardly
Where: TBA
Bring: It’s a Tutu run again. Bring your Tutu.
#2157 - Be a Fool - 7:00pm Monday, March 29 until Friday, April 2
Hares: Daisy Duke, Snevil
#2158 - This Shit Again! - 7:00pm Monday, April 5
Hares: LSOS & Slippy Thong
Where: TBA
#2159 - 7:00pm Monday, April 12
Hares: You could hare this run!
Where: TBA
#2160 - 7:00pm Monday, April 19
Hares: You could hare this run!
Where: TBA
#2161 - 7:00pm Monday, April 26
Hares: You could hare this run!
Where: TBA
#2174 - Anal Stampede Campout - 2:00pm Saturday, July 17
Hares: You could hare this run!

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