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Calgary Hash House Harriers
Deercember 2020 COVID-19 Update

Stay flexible, change is the only constant

Current situation - Mandatory restrictions effective Dec. 8

  1. No indoor or outdoor social gatherings are permitted
  2. Indoor close contacts must be limited to people in the same household
  3. Outdoor sporting groups are limited to 10 people
  4. Attendees should remain socially distanced at all times

The Calgary Hash House Harriers will continue our long held tradition of stumbling around poorly lit streets and trails, looking for feebly laid marks. In these trying times we encourage Hashers to get outside, breath fresh air, engage in physical activity and interact with our social group… at appropriate social distances. Always participate at your comfort level, everyone has to make this a personal choice, in the best interest for themselves and their families.

Although we will miss the social gatherings, off key singing, down down punishments, tale telling and sharing of beverages that are a hallmark of the hash, we will continue our kennel social connections through Friday night Zoom events.

Here's How we are Hashing Now

For the next undetermined number of weeks Calgary Hash runs will consist of:

1. CH3 trails

2. Regroups

3. Down Downs

4. Masks

Your FU Covid Mismanagement

Receeding Hare Line

updated: Friday, January 15 at 08:15:29 AM


Duke of Hurl : A Celebration of Life
May 17, 2019 — A celebration of life for Duke of Hurl (Greg Kuhl in real life) will be held on Friday, May 17, 2019 at LEYDEN'S CHAPEL OF REMEMBRANCE (corner of 17th Avenue & 2nd Street SW) at 2:30 p.m., preceded by viewing at 1:30 p.m., and followed by a gathering at Mill Street Brew Pub. Interment will take place on Tuesday, May 21, 2019 at Eden Brook Memorial Gardens (Lower Springbank Road & 17th Avenue SW) at 10:00 a.m

Greg's Obituary

July 1, The Largest Hash Run in Canada
July 1, 2017 — Canada is celebrating our 150th Birthday this year, so the Calgary Hash House Harriers are inviting every hash to run at the same time on July 1st, Canada Day.

Read more.

A Never-Before-Told Story
April 19 — Today would have been The Lady in Red's 60th birthday had she not been taken from us less than a week from celebrating her 57th birthday. Perhaps you've heard the story about how she accidentally inspired the world's first Red Dress Run.

Read more.

On-On Shit Happens
April 15, Edmonton — Shit Happens passed away peacefully this afternoon with his parents by his side. Somewhere a lake is being formed by the rivers of tears from the people he touched. Thanks to all the friends and family that supported Rob during his final journey. Raise a Black Label and wish him a fond farewell - On-On Shit Happens
Canadian breaks Beer Mile World Record

London, Ontario - Lewis Kent, a fourth-year University of Western Ontario kinesiology student classes has broken the world record for the "beer mile". Read about it at CTV News.

NCIS: New Orleans goes Hashing!

On October 27, NCIS: New Orleans airs "Insane in the Membrane". This episode features the Hash House Harriers' annual Red Dress Run. The run is cut short when a Petty Officer is found dead in the French Quarter.

Read about it here.

Fruits of Evil Soaked In Wine
Suck No Evil has revealed the Evils' delicious Sangria recipe.
Get it here!

#2146 - Reservoir Romp with Historical Content - 7:00pm Monday, January 11 until Friday, January 15
Hares: Skewbic Hair and Daisy Duke
Where: Heritage Park - Big H Parking Location, West of Heritage Drive SW and 14 Street SW
Directions: Find Heritage Drive SW, drive as far west as you can. You will see the BIG H. If your car is in water, you have gone too far.
What: Scoobie and Daisy set a run. You will see terrain and topography you did not know existed! May have some climbing and slipping involved
RA: Friday TGIF volunteer
Food & Booze: Nope
Bring: Traction enhancement devices.
Notes: This may have some limited bush wacking for those with an adventurous spirit!
#2147 - Lay'em's epic run - 7:00pm Monday, January 18 until Friday, January 22
Hares: Lay'em in Snow plus special helper
Where: TBA
What: Lay'em has volunteered to host this!
Notes: Lay'em has plans
#2148 - 7:00pm Monday, January 25 until Friday, January 29
Hares: Rashy & Stoolie
#2149 - 7:00pm Monday, February 1 until Friday, February 5
Hares: You could hare this run!
#2150 - 7:00pm Monday, February 8 until Friday, February 12
Hares: You could hare this run!
#2151 - 7:00pm Monday, February 15 until Friday, February 19
Hares: You could hare this run!
#2152 - 7:00pm Monday, February 22 until Friday, February 26
Hares: You could hare this run!
#2153 - 7:00pm Monday, March 1
Hares: You could hare this run!
Where: TBA
#2154 - 7:00pm Monday, March 8
Hares: You could hare this run!
Where: TBA
#2155 - 7:00pm Monday, March 15
Hares: You could hare this run!
Where: TBA
#2174 - Anal Stampede Campout - 2:00pm Saturday, July 17
Hares: You could hare this run!

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