Calgary Hash House Harriers

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March 2022 COVID-19 Update

Stay flexible, change is the only constant

Current Situation – Restrictions? What restrictions?

Nearly all pandemic public health measures have been lifted in the province as of March 1, as the Alberta government launched Step 2 of its reopening plan. Masking is still required in high-risk settings including Alberta Health Services-operated and contracted facilities, all continuing care settings, and on municipal transit services.

The Calgary Hash House Harriers will continue our long held tradition of stumbling around poorly lit streets and trails, looking for feebly laid marks. In these trying times we encourage Hashers to get outside, breath fresh air, engage in physical activity and interact with our social group… at appropriate social distances. Always participate at your comfort level, everyone has to make this a personal choice, in the best interest for themselves and their families.

Here's How we are Hashing Now

For the next undetermined number of weeks Calgary Hash runs will consist of:

Your FU Covid Mismanagement

Receeding Hare Line

updated: Thursday, May 26 at 05:00:26 PM


El Camino!
April 11, 2022 — Calgary Hashers only seem to know the first verse. Here are some more verses, courtesy of Madison H3
Fruits of Evil Soaked In Wine
Suck No Evil has revealed the Evils' delicious Sangria recipe.
Get it here!

#2226 - Virgin Hare Loses It - 7:00pm Monday, May 30
Hares: V'JJ and Stoolie
Where: 22 St Park SW, 2310 22 St SW, Calgary, AB T2T 0X8
Directions: Off Crowchild Trail SW. Richmond/Bankview neighbourhood
On-In: TBA
What: A Fine Run will be set by V'JJ
RA: Rashy will find someone
Cost: $5.00
Food & Booze: be self sufficient
Bring: A chair for park down-downs
Notes: V'JJ gets to hare his first run. May there be many more! On-In pub to be decided - stay tuned
#2227 - Daisy Sets Trail! - 7:00pm Monday, June 6
Hares: Daisy Duke
Where: TBA
On-In: TBA
What: A fine trail will be set by Daisy Duke
RA: Last one to the circle
Cost: $5.00
Food & Booze: Be self sufficient for the parking lot
Bring: Lawn chair for outdoor down downs
Notes: Down Downs either in the parking lot or in the bar .... Weather and interest dependent
#2228 - June Run by Stoolie - 7:00pm Monday, June 13
Hares: Stoolie said he could do it
Where: TBA
What: A fine run in June
RA: Rashy will appoint someone
Cost: $5.00
Food & Booze: Be self sufficient
#2229 - Still Available to Hare! - 7:00pm Monday, June 20
Hares: You could hare this run!
#2230 - Schools Out for Summer! - 7:00pm Monday, June 27
Hares: AP and Hot Cheeks
RA: Rashy will find someone
#2231 - Amazing Canada Day Hash - 12:00pm Friday, July 1
Hares: Twisted Sister and Hardly
Where: Prairie Dog Brewing, 105D 58 Ave SE
Directions: Southeast corner of Centre St and 58Ave
On-In: TBA
What: Second Amazing Hash. Be prepared for anything to happen. Trail will be around 5 hours long. No Dogs but kids are welcome.
Cost: Still being calculated.
Notes: Get ready for a day of fun. Teams of 2 Hashers. Limited number of teams. Registration for this event will start soon. The day includes a trail throughout Calgary, food, Beer and other drink options. Many challenges and trivia. More info to cum.
#2232 - 7:00pm Monday, July 4
Hares: You could hare this run!
#2233 - 7:00pm Monday, July 11
Hares: You could hare this run!
#2234 - Anal Stampede Campout - 2:00pm Saturday, July 16 until Sunday, July 17
Hares: A dedicated gaggle of hashers who will mark an epic trail
Where: Flint Rock Ranch
What: The always-epic Stampede hash and campout
Cost: $69.69
Food & Booze: Rego includes camping space, Saturday regroup(s)/down downs and dinner, Sunday breakfast, trash
Bring: Portable accommodations. Or buddy up quickly and request one of the cabins - these are at your own cost. **book through the organizers so nobody has to incur Airbnb 0ofees**
Notes: See the FB Post for details. Please comment on the post on facebook or email Hot Cheeks at ASAP to confirm you are cuming.
#2235 - 7:00pm Monday, July 18
Hares: You could hare this run!
Special Event Pacific NW Interhash - Friday, August 19 until Sunday, August 21
Where: Rangeton Park near Edmonton, Alberta
Notes: More Info at
#2245 - The HHHHike - Saturday, September 24
Hares: King Shit, AP and ?
Where: A.O. Wheeler Hut, near Illecillewaet campground in Glacier National Park
Directions: 3.5 km west of the Rogers Pass Info Center
What: Our anal fall weekend in the mountains
Cost: $50 deposit to sign up. Final cost will probably be around $80
Notes: See the hike page for details

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