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March 2022 COVID-19 Update

Stay flexible, change is the only constant

Current Situation â€“ Restrictions? What restrictions?

Nearly all pandemic public health measures have been lifted in the province as of March 1, as the Alberta government launched Step 2 of its reopening plan. Masking is still required in high-risk settings including Alberta Health Services-operated and contracted facilities, all continuing care settings, and on municipal transit services.

The Calgary Hash House Harriers will continue our long held tradition of stumbling around poorly lit streets and trails, looking for feebly laid marks. In these trying times we encourage Hashers to get outside, breath fresh air, engage in physical activity and interact with our social groupâ€¦ at appropriate social distances. Always participate at your comfort level, everyone has to make this a personal choice, in the best interest for themselves and their families.

Here's How we are Hashing Now

For the next undetermined number of weeks Calgary Hash runs will consist of:

Trails will set for Mondays night. Run/walks will begin at 7:00 pm for everyone
Circle up at 7:00 pm
All trails will have fully supported regroups
Hash cash will be $5 per run, payable at the end of the trail to get credit for your run
Down Downs will be outside, at the end of each trail
On to Piss: Hashers can participate in any local pubs; hares are encouraged to set trail near a likely aprÃ¨s down-down watering hole

Your FU Covid Mismanagement

Receeding Hare Line

updated: Tuesday, August 9 at 01:06:38 PM

HASH GNUS!

El Camino!
April 11, 2022 — Calgary Hashers only seem to know the first verse. Here are some more verses, courtesy of Madison H3

Fruits of Evil Soaked In Wine
Suck No Evil has revealed the Evils' delicious Sangria recipe.
Get it here!

Full Moon Hash #368 - The Sturgeon Full Moon - 7:00pm Thursday, August 11: Hares: Dictator & Dug; Where: Prairie Dog Brewing SE, 105D 58 Ave SE, Calgary, AB T2H 0N8; Directions: Off 58 ave SE east of Macleod Trail; RA: Squirrel Molester; Cost: $5 hash cash; Notes: Come celebrate the full moon with a run and cooling beverage!

Support our newly based Strathmore hares as they set trail in the big city.
#2239 - Mid August Run - 7:00pm Monday, August 15: Hares: Hot Cheeks and Menage a Trois; Where: TBA; What: Hot Cheeks and Menage a Trois will be setting trail!; RA: Rashy will find someone; Notes: August is a great time to come out and run with the Hash
Special Event Pacific NW Interhash - Friday, August 19 until Sunday, August 21: Where: Rangeton Park near Edmonton, Alberta; Notes: More Info at https://www.truetrailh3.com/pacificnwinterhash
#2240 - August Spectacle in Fish Creek! - 7:00pm Monday, August 22: Hares: Abandoned Pussy; Where: Fish Creek - Shannon Terrace Amphitheatre; Directions: West Fish Creek Park 130 Ave SW to Woodpath Road SW, follow Woodpath Rd south to the Amphitheatre; On-In: Gators Sports Pub SW, 2525 Woodview Dr SW, Calgary, AB T2W 3Y1; Directions: Off 24 st SW in Woodbine; What: AP, we are thankful, that she is going to set another trail.; RA: Rashy will find someone; Cost: $5:00; Food & Booze: parking lot down downs. Bring a chair.; Bring: Dry shoes. Suspect we will be inspecting Fish Creek from one end to the other.; Notes: Fish Creek - Shannon Terrace location. Gators pub for those that feel inclined.
#2241 - Lofty Prancing in Action - 7:00pm Monday, August 29: Hares: Lofty Prancer; Where: TBA; What: Lofty Sets Trail; RA: Rashy will appoint someone; Bring: A chair for parking lot down downs; Notes: Should river crossings be involved, this could be a challenged for the shorter hashers.
#2242 - Pride Something - 7:00pm Monday, September 5: Hares: Never Bin A Hare on this date; Where: TBA; What: Never Bin _____ sets trail; Cost: $5:00
Full Moon Hash #369 - The Harvest Moon - 7:00pm Saturday, September 10: Hares: Beggin' For It; Where: Aunty Frank,Hash Test Dummy Mansion, 1355 56 Ave N.W.; RA: Squirrel Molester; Cost: $10 includes light meal.
#2243 - Booty and Snow Blower Set Trail! - 7:00pm Monday, September 12: Hares: Booty Camp and Snow Blower; Where: TBA; What: Trail will be set; RA: Rashy will find someone; Cost: $5:00; Bring: A chair for parking lot down downs
#2244 - 7:00pm Monday, September 19: Hares: Liquor Lots, OPP
#2245 - The HHHHike - Saturday, September 24: Hares: King Shit, AP and ?; Where: A.O. Wheeler Hut, near Illecillewaet campground in Glacier National Park; Directions: 3.5 km west of the Rogers Pass Info Center; What: Our anal fall weekend in the mountains; Cost: $50 deposit to sign up. Final cost will probably be around $80; Notes: See the hike page for details
#2246 - 7:00pm Monday, September 26: Hares: You could hare this run!; Where: TBA
#2247 - Yummy Kippers - 7:00pm Monday, October 3: Hares: Twisted Sister and Hardly; Where: TBA

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