Calgary Hash House Harriers

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Calgary Hash House Harriers
March 2021 COVID-19 Update

Stay flexible, change is the only constant

Current situation - Mandatory restrictions effective May 5

  1. No indoor social gatherings are permitted
  2. Bars closed, takeout only
  3. All outdoor fitness, recreation and performance activities are prohibited, except with members of your own household or your 2 close contacts if you live alone
  4. Outdoor gatherings are limited to 5 people

The Calgary Hash House Harriers will continue our long held tradition of stumbling around poorly lit streets and trails, looking for feebly laid marks. In these trying times we encourage Hashers to get outside, breath fresh air, engage in physical activity and interact with our social group… at appropriate social distances. Always participate at your comfort level, everyone has to make this a personal choice, in the best interest for themselves and their families.

Although we will miss the social gatherings, off key singing, down down punishments, tale telling and sharing of beverages that are a hallmark of the hash, we will continue our kennel social connections through Friday night Zoom events.

Here's How we are Hashing Now

For the next undetermined number of weeks Calgary Hash runs will consist of:

1. CH3 trails

2. Down Downs

3. Masks

Your FU Covid Mismanagement

Receeding Hare Line

updated: Monday, May 10 at 08:25:17 AM


Thunder Tits
January 15, 2021 — Long time Calgary hasher Thunder Tits (Sandra Johnston) passed away at Rockyview Hospital. Dastardly said she had been doing well and he was expecting her home in a few days, but it was not to be. Doctors suspect it was probably heart failure. She is at peace now.
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#2163 - A Plague Upon Your Hashes - 7:00pm Monday, May 10
Hares: Sticky Lips & Pull My Woody
Where: West Hillhurst Community Association, 1940 6 Ave NW
Directions: on the east side of the building
#2164 - 7:00pm Monday, May 17
Hares: Liquor Lots & Oozie Pizzle Panties
Where: TBA
#2165 - A Two Four Blowout - 2:00pm Monday, May 24
Hares: Booty Camp & Snow Blower
Where: Booty & Snow's Winter Love Nest, 1739 - 27 Street SW
What: Last run out of our Love Nest before it’s transformed into a pile of rubble!
#2166 - 7:00pm Monday, May 31
Hares: You could hare this run!
Where: TBA
#2167 - 7:00pm Monday, June 7
Hares: You could hare this run!
Where: TBA
#2168 - 7:00pm Monday, June 14
Hares: You could hare this run!
Where: TBA
#2169 - 7:00pm Monday, June 21
Hares: You could hare this run!
Where: TBA
#2170 - School's Out For Summer Run - 7:00pm Monday, June 28
Hares: Ms Pussy, Ms Cheeks & Ms Spanker
Where: TBA
#2171 - Canada Day - 2:00pm Thursday, July 1
Hares: Twisty & Hardly
#2172 - 7:00pm Monday, July 5
Hares: You could hare this run!
Where: TBA
#2174 - Anal Stampede Campout - 2:00pm Saturday, July 17
Hares: You could hare this run!
#2182 - HHH Hiking Weekend - 3:00pm Friday, September 10 until 11:00am Monday, September 13
Hares: King Shit, Abandoned Pussy and ?
What: 3 days and 3 nights of HHHHiking in the Rocky Mountains
Cost: $125 deposit required from all hikers. Final cost should be around: $200. We need to price out meals and ....umm.... beverages
Notes: See the hike page for details

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