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March 2022 COVID-19 Update

Stay flexible, change is the only constant

Current Situation â€“ Restrictions? What restrictions?

Nearly all pandemic public health measures have been lifted in the province as of March 1, as the Alberta government launched Step 2 of its reopening plan. Masking is still required in high-risk settings including Alberta Health Services-operated and contracted facilities, all continuing care settings, and on municipal transit services.

The Calgary Hash House Harriers will continue our long held tradition of stumbling around poorly lit streets and trails, looking for feebly laid marks. In these trying times we encourage Hashers to get outside, breath fresh air, engage in physical activity and interact with our social groupâ€¦ at appropriate social distances. Always participate at your comfort level, everyone has to make this a personal choice, in the best interest for themselves and their families.

Here's How we are Hashing Now

For the next undetermined number of weeks Calgary Hash runs will consist of:

Trails will set for Mondays night. Run/walks will begin at 7:00 pm for everyone
Circle up at 7:00 pm
All trails will have fully supported regroups
Hash cash will be $5 per run, payable at the end of the trail to get credit for your run
Down Downs will be outside, at the end of each trail
On to Piss: Hashers can participate in any local pubs; hares are encouraged to set trail near a likely aprÃ¨s down-down watering hole

Your FU Covid Mismanagement

Receeding Hare Line

updated: Thursday, May 26 at 05:00:26 PM

HASH GNUS!

El Camino!
April 11, 2022 — Calgary Hashers only seem to know the first verse. Here are some more verses, courtesy of Madison H3

Fruits of Evil Soaked In Wine
Suck No Evil has revealed the Evils' delicious Sangria recipe.
Get it here!

#2226 - Virgin Hare Loses It - 7:00pm Monday, May 30: Hares: V'JJ and Stoolie; Where: 22 St Park SW, 2310 22 St SW, Calgary, AB T2T 0X8; Directions: Off Crowchild Trail SW. Richmond/Bankview neighbourhood; On-In: TBA; What: A Fine Run will be set by V'JJ; RA: Rashy will find someone; Cost: $5.00; Food & Booze: be self sufficient; Bring: A chair for park down-downs; Notes: V'JJ gets to hare his first run. May there be many more! On-In pub to be decided - stay tuned
#2227 - Daisy Sets Trail! - 7:00pm Monday, June 6: Hares: Daisy Duke; Where: TBA; On-In: TBA; What: A fine trail will be set by Daisy Duke; RA: Last one to the circle; Cost: $5.00; Food & Booze: Be self sufficient for the parking lot; Bring: Lawn chair for outdoor down downs; Notes: Down Downs either in the parking lot or in the bar .... Weather and interest dependent
#2228 - June Run by Stoolie - 7:00pm Monday, June 13: Hares: Stoolie said he could do it; Where: TBA; What: A fine run in June; RA: Rashy will appoint someone; Cost: $5.00; Food & Booze: Be self sufficient
#2229 - Still Available to Hare! - 7:00pm Monday, June 20: Hares: You could hare this run!
#2230 - Schools Out for Summer! - 7:00pm Monday, June 27: Hares: AP and Hot Cheeks; RA: Rashy will find someone
#2231 - Amazing Canada Day Hash - 12:00pm Friday, July 1: Hares: Twisted Sister and Hardly; Where: Prairie Dog Brewing, 105D 58 Ave SE; Directions: Southeast corner of Centre St and 58Ave; On-In: TBA; What: Second Amazing Hash. Be prepared for anything to happen. Trail will be around 5 hours long. No Dogs but kids are welcome.; Cost: Still being calculated.; Notes: Get ready for a day of fun. Teams of 2 Hashers. Limited number of teams. Registration for this event will start soon. The day includes a trail throughout Calgary, food, Beer and other drink options. Many challenges and trivia. More info to cum.
#2232 - 7:00pm Monday, July 4: Hares: You could hare this run!
#2233 - 7:00pm Monday, July 11: Hares: You could hare this run!
#2234 - Anal Stampede Campout - 2:00pm Saturday, July 16 until Sunday, July 17: Hares: A dedicated gaggle of hashers who will mark an epic trail; Where: Flint Rock Ranch; What: The always-epic Stampede hash and campout; Cost: $69.69; Food & Booze: Rego includes camping space, Saturday regroup(s)/down downs and dinner, Sunday breakfast, trash; Bring: Portable accommodations. Or buddy up quickly and request one of the cabins - these are at your own cost. **book through the organizers so nobody has to incur Airbnb 0ofees**; Notes: See the FB Post for details. Please comment on the post on facebook or email Hot Cheeks at Julie.rinaldi2@gmail.com ASAP to confirm you are cuming.
#2235 - 7:00pm Monday, July 18: Hares: You could hare this run!
Special Event Pacific NW Interhash - Friday, August 19 until Sunday, August 21: Where: Rangeton Park near Edmonton, Alberta; Notes: More Info at https://www.truetrailh3.com/pacificnwinterhash
#2245 - The HHHHike - Saturday, September 24: Hares: King Shit, AP and ?; Where: A.O. Wheeler Hut, near Illecillewaet campground in Glacier National Park; Directions: 3.5 km west of the Rogers Pass Info Center; What: Our anal fall weekend in the mountains; Cost: $50 deposit to sign up. Final cost will probably be around $80; Notes: See the hike page for details

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