Run #983 - 2001 Retro Run

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Hash Run #983 - The Annual "Dress like you shop at Value Village" run or as it is also known " the drink 'till you drop" Retro Pub Crawl (crawl being the operative word)

FLIGHT PLAN

May 26/2001.

Gather at Embassy night club at 7:00pm with varied assortment of about 25 -30 veteran hashers hashers and new boots. Allow patrons heading to Cowboys and drivers along 9th Avenue SW to ogle tacky, best-worn-before-date expired outfits.

RECOLLECTIONS

7:20 pm

En masse, at the speed of a grazing brontosorus, shuffle off to Bottlescrew William's attracting further quizzical stares and offers of personal shopper assistance en route.

 

7:30 pm

Consume gargantuan portions of brewski while attempting to make impressive small talk with attractive, but, in-style dress challenged, members of opposite sex. Have more success with 2 Shmenge brothers dressed in disco ball shirts.

 

sometime later that evening.

Sneak out back of BW's and attempt to follow peace symbol from late 1960's marks through parking garage to garage rooftop. Watch one hasher carry personal, non motorized, travel conveyance up all the stairs as opposed to riding said conveyance up ramps to rooftop. Drink further copious quantities of pre shaken, beverage of a sociable nature cans. Stay away from rooftop edge so as not to take express ride down to main floor.

 

still later that evening.

Somehow wind up back at BW's and consume more of that stuff that makes you think the opposite sex may even be interested or amused by anything you are mumbling. Listen to down downs and attempt to camouflage self next to wall paper. Camouflage fails due to houndstooth pattern on jacket and get nailed for down down. Console self by munching on unguarded plate of nachos. Be amazed at instant popularity surge as others think it is my food. Exit BW's before owner of nachos returns.

 

still later that evening + 10 minutes.

Hide from nachos muncher's posse in group walk to the Embassy. Receive coloured tickets to redeem at bar for further liquids to enhance conversational skills with new group of opposite sex members found on rooftop patio.

 

really later that evening.

Dance with wrong person and agree to put evening recollections down on paper (shoulda seen it cumm'in).

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