Run #1442 - Duke! Duuuuke! Duuuuuuuuke! Where are you?

February 16, 2009

Hares: Twisted Sister & Hardly
Where: Outside the Country Roads Pub, 2120 - 16th Ave. NE.
On-In: Len's Den, The Ambassador Hotel
Big Rock: $10 Jugs!
Attendance:

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The night wasn't that cold! The neighborhood was safer than the Marlborough Hood from last week! Yet, sadly, Duke of Hurl is not here.   Questions a plenty about our chief scribe.   Was he:

1. on the active police witness protection program again? (He was observed running away from Calgary towards Chestermere where pizza was being served!)
2. recruited to the FOB gangbangers after a positive endorsement from Hardly.
3. buying shoes in different sizes and practicing the art of shoe "Hurling". ("Dubya" is in Calgary next month).
4. Wooking for wove in all the wong places.  (by Elmer Fudd)
5. He is going on tour with Gerry Rafferty, if he can find him. To stay out of the way of the long arm of the "Homeland Security" for throwing shoes.

Anyways, tonight's run was built as the "Lovers & Friends with Benefits" run. Lost Lovers came out in numbers to a chilly evening in Vista Heights. The Country Roads Pub, tonight's venue, was blackened out and closed. Twisted Sister, Tarzan and Hardly made a quick decision to add Len's Den as the watering hole for after the run.

Twisted Sister, after an unfortunate situation while setting the run, had to be bailed out by Hardly, after being busted by the cops for graffiti writing on the poles along 19^th street.  Batting her eyes only got her deeper in trouble with the "good looking lawmen". She was trying to explain the "Drinking Club with a Running Problem" and they thought she was on drugs purchased from the drug house busted a block from last weeks regroup.

In the Circle, Mike Hawk and the lovely Broke Back Mount Me returned to the clan after weeks of sex, lies and video tape.  Film at 11:00.

Our sexy Hash Mattress, Mucky Dip circled the Hash for tonight's festivities.  Hares were introduced with only Twisted Sister to announce the markings for the trail. Chalk, flagging, glow sticks and Hearts were used, and a wonderful 360 deg. check. A wonderful Big Rock regroup was also mentioned.

Hardly ambled back to the start after checking some of the run and laying glow sticks. The Hash was off and ambling along toward Fire Halls, the TransCanada Speed Way, through darkened alleys and into the black abyss of the fields West of the Deerfoot 500. Although the attempt to use glow sticks was considerate, too much surrounding light and cold temps. nullified their use. Flagging seemed to help some of the half minds find the trail. 

Everyone returned to Country Roads Pub and proceeded to Len's Den where beer was flowing and chicken wings a flying. (out of the kitchen)

Down Downs

RA, the Bobster, (Bobbin Robin) conducted Hash Court. Many Hash Shits and many candidates to choose from:

1. Mucky Dip received the two for one special for giving advice to Zena Warrior Princess to only carry one Hash Shit. She thought Baby had received one of them, and Zena shouldn't have to carry both. Miss Dip was later overheard exclaiming "It's not about power in the Hash, it's about loving my Skewbie" or something to that effect.
2. Lost in Space received a hash shit because: . . . . . . . . . . . . (fill in blank with own idea)
3. Broke Back Mount Me, and Mike Hawk for inviting everyone to the Dominican for their wedding nuptuals in Sept.
4. There were many more great Hashing antics to go down in history, or herstory.

On-On!

SNardly Twist

Names, dates and places have been changed to protect the innocent.

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