Run #1153 - "G" Wotta Run!

February 9, 2004

Hares: Dreary & P'Tooey
Where: Coyote's, 135 Whitefield Dr NE
Big Rock: $10/jug
Attendance: 48

The Circle

The pack was gathered to pay their solemn respects to the dearly departed G, founder and instigator of the HASH. Unfortunately the G stand-in met with an accident and was not only under the weather, but under the car as reported by KNOBBY, and therefore, unable to make a presentable appearance.

Ptooie delivered the memorial eulogy and the Hash was appropriately disrespectful. (For full history of the HASH and GISPERT see PTOOEY)

After announcements, introductions and general lip flapping, the pack was directed to the first On mark.

This trail, set in territory seldom used by the HASH, was the first SHIGGY run of the year........ The slush caused by the lovely Chinook was ankle deep in many places or was very slippery and made for interesting and careful trail running..... No tales of going down though.

The highlight of the run was the PG where we witnessed shocking scenes of BABY BONDAGE and torture carried out by RIGHT BUN. . Of course, no one stepped in to put an end to this... instead we all stood around and cheered her on and enjoyed Baby's struggles to free himself. HASH TEST, never one to miss an opportunity, added what she could to the situation by tickling the poor BABY while he was tied up and hanging .....

The On-In

Down Downs

PEEON: doesn't like TRAD .....WHOA I think we should rescind her HASH membership

Tiny Bubbles: Had a stiffy in his pants (who was in front of him?) Bad mental images here!

Party Pumper : only like to go down not up ( this was a fabrication by Pyro the snitch!!!)

Shack Shock: possible human right issue as she thinks all grey haired people look alike (if only all male HASHERS looked like Richard Gere!)

Not Too Deep and Dirty Dancer ( with Shot Spot filling in) DD wants to be paid in Beer for services rendered

Hash Shit: Cleverly passed on by Kawky Whorreur to Skewbic Hare via skill testing question "How do you make things go soft?" Of course Kawky, being so clever, already knew the answer.

Naming: After Doctor Phil hounded ( appropriate word) Wet One to come up with a HASH name for his noob dog breeder friend, it was a hard but obvious choice - DOGFUCKER ( will we ever see him again?)