Run #1147 - A C-C-C-C-Cold Night at the Hash

January 5, 2004

Hares: Pole Vault, Hair Of The Dog (HOTDog)
Where: Van Gogh's Grill and Bar, 11245 Valley Ridge Drive, NW
Weather: A C-C-C-C-Cold and Clear -20c
Attendance: 43

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The Circle

The Circle was held for an assembled group of 45 hardy Hashers in the usual Hash manner. Announcements were made including the upcumming CH3 Ski Trip to Castle Mountain in February, Lost It's 250 Run Milestone and...details regarding the trail, markings, etc...

The Run

Just right...Lit by an almost full moon we ran an enjoyable 35-50 minute tour of Northwest Calgary and areas west including Bearspaw, Cochrane, Morley, Exshaw, Lac des Arcs and Canmore. I recall leaving the city limits for a time as we meandered north, down a hill...up a hill... west...further west...still further west...then south...east and back to Van Gogh's for liquid refreshments and deep fried fare. Given the extreme cold and risk to extremities there were few sightings of deviant sexual behavior beyond the usual. A good trail overall...

Down Downs

Guest RA: Shit King

The Choir: Whale Wanker, Mydol, We Tone and Half Way Down

The Hares: Hare of the Dog and Pole Vault

Milestone(s): Lost It for 250 Runs. Congrats!!!

Punishments (in random order 'cause I can't read my notes)

• Kawky Whoreur for whining. Why not just permanently award him the Hash Shit?
  
• Lay' em in Snow awarded another Hash Shit for not bringing his Hash Shit.
  
• Lost in Space for being a Hash Shit Virgin.
  
• Pool Boy for general geekiness including not having a life and asking RA for computer advice.
  
• Aunty Frank and Hash Test received Hash Shits for paying too much attention to each other.
  
• Thunder Tits for not finding the right check.
  
• Lakey for being too respectful.
  
• Pole Vault for sucking up to the Hashers who live on the west side of town.
  

Quotes, Tails From The Trail, Etc.

• Shack Shock "I love running in the winter"
  
• Bobbin' Robin " I love Hashing where there are no alligators"
  
• Baby "I get to use my winter running gear"
  
• Hot Dog "Best trail I ever set"
  
• Half Way Down& Krusty "It was really hot reaching down his pants"
  
• Twisted Sister " Too cold...I only walked about four blocks"
  
• Dreary " Flashing lights were removed on the streets (by other Hashers). Kinda weird eh"
  
• Smirk " Best run I've been on and you can quote me on that"
  
• Shag " Staying warm as issue"
  
• Megan (our attractive server) " This is something I've never seen before"
  
• Lay 'em "My dog 'Dorks Dog' had diarrhrea in my trailer"
  
• Lakey " Too much white shiggy"
  
• Easy Shriek "Too cold to think"
  
• Hot on Trail "Wish I could more like Pool Boy"
  
• Krusty "Check backs too short...not enough hills"
  

No evening of Hashing would be complete without a closing rendition of ... "Swing Low Sweet Chariot" led by Dreary. Then... on the piss!!!

A good night of Hashing.
On-On!

Pool Boy Ron

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