Hares: Dreary, Mum
Where: LRT parkade, Canyon Meadows Station
On-In: Moose's Pub, Elbow Dr. & Canyon Meadows Dr
Attendance: 59
Weather: Very nice. Ever notice that "nice" is a very nice word?
Route: West into Canyon Getto, north to Anderson Rd., south to a
baseball diamond with beer, then east back to the start. Add in
curves, twists, foliage and diabolical falsies; mix well, add beer as
required and repeat as necessary until you cum (to the end, you
warped wankers!)
Dr. Phil is taking his name a little too literally and is dispensing relationship advice on trail. Ms. Test Dummy was inquiring whether it was too soon to introduce uneven parallel bars and an unorthodox dismount into her new relationship. Dr. Phil suggested that as long as the 7 dwarfs she was cavorting with were able to reach the bars, he could see no problem.
Party Pumper related overhearing Burning Bush complaining that her local sex shoppe was no longer offering multi functional vibrators in decorator colours thus limiting their use to only those rooms with appropriately matching wallpaper.
Tubbles was spied fishing in the beer cooler. He later claimed he was hoping to catch the elusive, Southern Alberta Big Rock catfish. Very tasty, but, does not fry especially well.
Shadow's flashing collar lights were apparently too entrancing for Skewbie who blindly followed them plus P'tooie through a checkback and onto the northern sides of Anderson Rd. while the rest of the pack headed south towards the regroup beer. Normally, Shadow's sniffer works better than that.
New boot Karie was spied wearing a set of earphones during the run and heard humming Shania tunes instead of calling out the more acceptable "on on". Tsk, tsk, tsk. I suspect she needs a stern disciplinarian with a leather whip, handcuffs, one of those muti functioned, battery operated thingees of Burning Bush's and ....oooops! heh, heh. I digress.
Not Too Deep was overheard telling Knobby to "put it in!". In a very un-boyscout fashion, Knobby claimed he couldn't find where to put it without a flashlight, which he didn't have with him.
And Trail Tripper was spied BRIEFly in the parking lot on the return trip, but, the Bawdy remarked to all the gawkers, "Move along, nothing to see here". I guess she would know.
Lakey, adorned by a most pithy hat, was the guest RA with On-In acting as her elf (on steroids) and supervised by grand poobah RA, Hardly.
And really finally, did they catch the greedy thief who ran off with the barrel of peanuts that was always found just inside Moose's front door? What up with that??
Your altogether totally kool and quizoomedscribbling scribe (as well as, of course, part time fruit police constable at Co-Op),
Monsieur K Whoreurrrrrrrrrrrr, esq.
( a certifiable member of the Kawkus Longwindus family)