Run #1078 - Itty Bitty Titty Run

November 28, 2002

Hares: Wet One, Snevil and their little friends
Where: Studio 82 Bikini Bar (on Heritage Drive South)
Attendance: 60... surprisingly (or not so surprisingly) many

Wonder of wonders, but the Itty Bitty Titty run, which was held at the Bikini Bar of Studio 82, brought them out of the wood work! Those who arrived early could purchase a wonderful t-shirt (warning that "Objects in this shirt may be larger than they appear" - very clever, unlikely, but very clever).

New boots and archives (does it really take bikinis to get you guys out to a run?) included: I Like Beige, Comes and Goes (from Edmonton - too bad about the Eskis loss to the Als - nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah), Just Bruce (from Oakville), Mini Pee Pee (Wayne, from ... ???), and some chick whose name escapes me (Janice, I think, but who cares because she wasn't wearing a bikini).

Bobbin, who was celebrating 200 runs, had his face painted with "Kiss me". No word yet on how many kisses he received. (Hey, Bobbin, did any guys take you up on it?).

The run started with its usual mayhem and just as we started up Heritage (including a jump over a C-train fence), the pack was split by an on-coming C-train. (The liability potential was frightening). We crossed McLeod Trail and made it all the way up the hill before it was determined to be a false trail. (Didn't any of you Front of the Pack Bastards check the alternate routes - are we really just sheep!!!).

By the way, Lost in Space deeply offended Hot on Trail by asking her if she was one of the hares. And, some big breasted women, who shall remain nameless, donned their Itty Bitty t-shirts for the run. THAT'S FALSE ADVERTISING. (You could be sued!). (Hey, on a related topic, shouldn't we consider an "Itty Bitty Dicky or Shrinky Dinky run, say, at Peanuts Pub or something? Hmmm, now who would the hares be? Rumours are that Hot on Trail went into the men's washroom after the run to scout it out. Results, Hottie?)

Down, downs went to the hares, a new boot who was christened "Pussy Chaser" (long story), the archives and other new boots, Rags - for getting married (to a chorus of "Just say NO"), Right Bun (I don't remember why), the RA for calling Right Bun by her real name (eek - faux pas!), King Shirt for having the most massive boobies (and stopping traffic with them), tonight's scribe, Bobbin for his 200 (and a fine job he did downing), Wet One (for having bigger balls than most men - and proving it by going into the men's washroom - what's up with that) and Dogless for commenting that the eggs on the RA's t-shirt were still moving so that they must have been "soft-boiled". (By the way, the chorus had to sign "Why are we waiting" during his down down - isn't he Scottish??? What's up with that!). Down downs were also given to Shag and The Bawdy for the sexual offence (something about porn mags - who knows - those 2 are both perverts anyway).

It was a fun run at a fun place and it ended with some very scantily clad and flexible bar maids putting on quite a show with the stage pole (and a hasher, who shall remain nameless, joining in). Sick bunch we are!