Run #1067 - Yummy Erections and More!
July 22, 2002
Hares: Hardly and Twisted Sister
Where: Beddington Heights Community Center
Attendance: 67
Hares: Hardly and Twisted Sister
Where: Beddington Heights Community Center
Attendance: 67
Well it is that time of year when the hash gets rid of mismanagement and puts in a new bunch of puss lipped losers to look after things. I am in support of Pole Vault taking over the cheif scribe position. Speaking of being taken over, Eau Naturelle has finally been deported back to the shit country she came from. I know some of you cum stained pecker heads do as little as you possibly can to help the Hash out. I say "you stupid fucks!" A lot of people put a lot of weffort making these hash events enjoyable. So get off your fat Asses and help out! And not just assisting in making the hash beer disappear
So vote and volunteer! Especially vote for Pole Vault as he really has his heart set on being Chief Scribe. I know this fart smelling bastard would do a great job. He is witty, sincere and has a lot better taste in porn than I do. Plus the poorbastard has been stressed out getting this job, he calls me in the middle of the night blubbering. Geeze Pole Vault, go get your mom to chgange your diaper!
So Eau Naturelle has finally been deported. I thought she was never going to leave. If you want an easy job to help out the hash, sign on as one of the trash sellers. That job is the best seat in the house as they have nothing to sell. What a gig
On On!
Doris Day
The time has come for me to depart piss off
but not without a heavy happy heart.
The beer, the boobs, the butts and the boys bums
are the reason we cum for these Hash runs.
I'll sort of miss most none of you,
even those who drink out of their shoe.
Thanks for the memories,
Thanks for the beer,
So long, farewell, I'm outta here!
On On!
Eau Naturelle
Hardly, Twisty, and another hare (sorry - I forget who) brought us our annual Yummy Kippers Run last week.
The run was once again held at the Beddington Heights Community Center, with a beer regroup at Hardly and Twisty's garage, complete with the infamous Yummy Kipper crackers.
The beer was the left over Fart-O-Rama beer, and this time the kegs were completely empty and only blowing frothy air by the time the pack left to the on-in.
At the on-in the general mayhem that happens at almost all hashes was present. The two buns presided over the presentations (TWO MORE YEARS!)
The hares, new boots, and a few other infractions and awards were presented. If you were there you probably remember those you want to remember, and if you weren't there that means you probably don't care.
Item of note Ð last week was also our change over meeting of mismanagement. The old mismanagement was given a beer and thanked for a job well done.
Choir Boy then presided over the election of the new mismanagement. Voting was done by mob rule, and the mismanagement list is elsewhere on this website.
Dreary