Hares: Krusty, Burning Rubber, Doris Day (possibly Pull It and Horse With No Name)
Where: Moose's Neighbourhood Pub, 1065 Canyon Meadows Drive S.W. (corner of Elbow Dr. and Canyon Meadows Drive beside the Husky)
Attendance: 63
Puter droke. Now must use stinky stic. It works but is slow. Haggy Kanadaa Day! Nice cuntry, except for the people who speek funny. Do not like them. People like you ass who? I say like Pole Vault. Nice, but dump and stinks and Good cief skribe.
On On!
Doris Day