Run #1050 - The Galloping Geezers
June 3, 2002
Hares (in chronological order): Kawky Whoreurrrrr, Party Pumper, Ben Wa, Hare of the Dog, Burning Bush
Where: The Edgemont Club, 7222 Edgemont Blvd NW
Attendance: 84
Hares (in chronological order): Kawky Whoreurrrrr, Party Pumper, Ben Wa, Hare of the Dog, Burning Bush
Where: The Edgemont Club, 7222 Edgemont Blvd NW
Attendance: 84
Run #1050 was great! I could tell you more about this run but I missed it, except for the on-in. It was the run to celebrate the "more experienced" hasher's milestones... a.k.a. birthdays, or as I like to think of it: "One foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel." I weould have been on time except for the construction on the roadss and the dog puking on me in the car.
All in all it was a wonderful experience... being puked on that is. Did you know that dog puke is an amazing hair removal product? Not only does it remove hair, but it also makes your skin nice and soft. Since I am happily unemployed, I have decided to start selling "Dog Puke" as an all-natural hair removal and skin care product. If your dog pukes, please collect the spew and forward it to me.
The on-in for #1050 went off without a hitch. Down-downs were downed, beer was drunk and Kawky started asking hashers weird questions. Must have been a flashback to previous experiences in life. I figure though, that if these stinky old farts had to calculate their maximum heart rates, they woulf end up with a negative number.
Maximum Heart Rate = 220 - Your Age
So Kawky's, as an example, would be: 220 - 250 = -10
Ten years... Sweet Mary the mother of Jesus!!
Hey you old bastards... you owe us all some time, but I will let you buy the beer instead.
On On!
Doris Day