Run #1040 - WWF Cage Match!
March 25, 2002
Hares: Smirk and Fukhawee
Where: Moustache Pete's, 5149 Country Hills Blvd NW
Attendance: 61
Hares: Smirk and Fukhawee
Where: Moustache Pete's, 5149 Country Hills Blvd NW
Attendance: 61
Welcome hashers to another Monday night of WWF RAW!
The main event a cage match Laura Leftbun Lobsinger vs. Sandra Rightbun Reddekopp.
It all started out innocent enough. I had to pack a lunch, due to the fact the cage match took place at Moustache Pete's just south of Airdrie.
The referees tonight were Smirk and Fukhawee. They explained the rules to the spectators while the buns were suiting up for their big match. Off we went running around Hawkwood, Citadel, and Country Hills looking for H's 0's and 0's with X's in the middle of them. One of the rules was you had to run back to the 0's if you came to an 0 with an X in the middle of it. This caused some confusion as some of the spectators were in the front row at the start of the match. But ended up at the back row, and or WORSE: getting lost (Horse With No Name and Cocktail).
As the buns were gearing up for their match the referees were fed a golden amber substance.
Skully had been to 50 matches and was awarded a beer mug.
Jim Knobslinger Lobsinger (Left Bun's manager) had to give the sacred Hash Shit to one
Eau Naturelle for wearing new shoes. This started the war of the buns, Left Bun fed Right Bun a 1/2 yard of beer as this will be her 150th match. Did she want to get her drunk and take advantage of her? Right Bun then gave Left Bun the other sacred hash shit. Who had taken it from Lumberjack (tonight's entertainment via the Lumberjack song), because Left Bun left her bathing suit at Right Bun's managers house (Lumberjack's). Left Bun denied being at Lumberjack's and accused Right Bun of trying to destroy her reputation. Left Bun then pulled Lumberjack and Right Bun up to straighten the whole thing out. While giving the Hash Shit back to Right Bun being under the influence of beer. Called her tag team partner "Balls Blue" in stead of Blue Balls. Gave Blue Balls some beer for being nice to her in the in last weeks hash sheet. Right Bun gave the hash shit back to Left Bun.
The refs called the match based on the following information:
|
|
Reach |
Height |
Advantage |
Weight |
Disadvantages |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
|
Left Bun |
36 inches |
5 feet 5inches |
elbow |
classified |
Knobslinger |
|
Right Bun |
40 inches |
5 feet 9 inches |
leg drop |
classified |
Lumberjack |
The match was a tie, but Left Bun said she would cream right next Wrestlemania
On On!
Krusty