Run #1032 - Run #1020ish

February 4, 2002

Hares: Kawky Whoreurrrrrrr, ACD, Horse With No Name and Pull it
Where: Firewater restaurant and nite spot, 1006 - 11 Ave SW
(Calgary's first completely non-smoking bar, which just opened Jan 17th)
Attendance: 79

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As we approached the little blue planet, 3^rd from the sun, my superior, Trepsig, gave me these unusual clothes to wear. They were spandex and cotton, with funny logos on the t-shirt. My instructions were to blend in as a humanoid and become a member of the world wide religious group.

For this infiltration work, I was given the opportunity to impersonate a regular member of the CHHH. She was female, not fast, not slow, just right to gather information and to learn their strange rituals.

SD 2002-02-04 Log to Mother Ship

I arrived at a place called "The Firewater Pub", which in itself the name made no sense. There were 76 - 80 people in attendance. They all knew each other and milled about talking to one another when a funny sound like a dying duck was heard, and they all left and circled around a strange bald, average height man with a strong accent. He then called for announcements, and there were some that made no sense to me, and then called for virgins, (This must be the sacrifices to their gods) archives and visitors. Since I knew I was a long standing member, I remained where I was, and listened. The marks of the trail were announced, and some people were yelling "Hash Shit" what ever that is. The trail went South towards 17^th Ave, then through Mount Royal, and up a very long, very steep hill. The trail then crossed 14^th Street and continued west and up another hill. Some people around me were calling ON ON and others were not, then down the hill back to 17^th Ave, and by a church, then back across 14^th street, and back to the Firewater pub.

Once inside, some people had changed into regular street clothes, some just into dry shirts, and others, I could not tell. Two lovely women stood up and called for our attention, I realized then that the ceremony would begin. The Hares were called up and a name was given to this run. The "Any Horse’s Kawk is worth Pulling." The hares were ACD, Kawky Whorrer, Horse with no Name and Pull it" They drank a beer very fast after the rest of the crowd sang a song.

The Archives and virgins were called up. Denise, Louise, Chris, the virgins, 4 Teats, Doris Day, Night Train, (back from Australia) Archives. Another song and more fast drinking.

Snatches were called up. (1)Dreary, the run had just gone one block when Dirty Dancer was running with Twisted Sister, and elbowed her in the breast. Some story about when the cats are away the mice will play. (2)Smirk., overheard on the run, 4 Teets, where is Wet One? Have they settled yet? The problem of being married to a teacher is you never get sex, I don’t get any sex, at least I get the money, thank god. (3)Always with Wings, Smirk only has one good leg, and 4 Teets is looking for it, Hash Shit to 4 Teets, but Smirk had to drink for her. (4)Hardly, TNT and Cheeks, complaining to each other about having to have to much sex, and TNT for having to much sex with James, there were about 20 James’ in the room. (5) Sexcellent, Mydol and Lambchops, story about 99 things to do to a naked man, and Sexcellent does them all, Stranger blushes deep red, Lambchops has a big jar of lubricant and is upset that Mydol is not going on the ski trip, (6)Eau Natural, overheard Strawberry Secret telling of things to do in a park, licking it makes is sticky, sliding on it, gets is wet, (we were in Porno World after all).

Milestone Awards

• Horney Shit finally hit # 50 after being away for 8 weeks. Speciman gets here first 69, and
• Hare of the Dog, (HOT Dog) had her 250^th, and received a nice watch for all here efforts. She shared the _ yard with Twisted Sister and Flat.

Other Down Downs

• honorable mentions: Lost in Space for scribing last week with the help of Lysol.
• Randy Bastard and Skin Head for having new shoes. What a foolish thing to do boys.
• Kawky Whorrer received the Hash Shit for having a birthday, which makes him as old as the hills and still running with us. He said there were little guys in there smiling at him.
• A wonderful time was had by all, and thank you to the choir for the evening, P’Tooey, Crack Head, Hot and Steamy, and Pool Boy Ron.

Tails from the Trail.

• In the circle Tiny Bubbles was asking everyone how their week was, answer "it is only Monday" then turning around Bubbles would stick the hash shit between peoples legs. Take it easy big guy.
• Running up a hill on a check back, Hardly, King Shit, and Always with Wings were flashed by a 3^rd floor lady, Skin Head was upset because they did not call him to cum and see. He asked if here name was Robin, the 1^st sign of spring, were they in full bloom, and if they saw her tulips, the tits were on a falsie but they were real.
• Suck no Evil was seen standing in the middle of an intersection, and a car was trying to turn left, but Snevil did not move and the driver gave up and went straight. Thank you for redirecting traffic.
• Choir Boy was observed slapping his ass all night on the run, girls were wondering if his name is Randy.
• There was a check on a mailbox, does that mean we have a cheque in the mail?
• A new boot said she felt like a virgin, and King Shit asked if he could feel and find out?

If you hear Dreary’s Horn, you know he is on trail. If you are on trail you should be calling ON ON for the people behind you will know which way to go.

Well Trepsig, that is my report for the night, I am being told by Hardly that it is time to leave, so I should go with him and make a report for you about the rest of the rituals of the human race.

Thank you for your report, and I will see you next Monday at the religious activities to make a more detailed report,

ON ON

TREPSIG
(read name backwards)

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