THE RUN
A crisp starry night awaited the anxious hashers as they huddled around the
circle waiting for the usual pissing around prior to the introduction of the hares,
the absent Peekaboo and his notorious co-hare Bag'o'Poo who refused to
comment, but apparently it was a "live hare" run because Peekaboo was too
fucking lazy to set the trail on the weekend.
In the pre-run preamble, P'tooie announced the up cumming cocks ride (or was that Cogs ride?). Apparently it was the former, which caused a noticable stir amongst the harrierettes, most notably the archived Wet Dream, who bounced excitedly at the thought. This thought apparently set the stage for a disappointing run for many of our female members.
The run was long and hard, but apparently not long and hard enough for the insatiable Thong Q, who was overheard complaining to Scewbie about the lack of hard-ons on the run. Later, Skebie became heavily involved with a shapely ass and with getting past the slippery part, when she lost control. Luckily everything came out OK.
THE ON-IN
Service Awards:
This was a momentous evening for three avid members who received a
down-down for their undying loyalty to the Hash and for abstaining from a life
outside of the Hash.
Hipless was recognized for a measly 50 runs and for not having a life.
Peekaboo was given ovations and a nice jacket for his 200 th run, in
recognition of the fact that he has no life, and never will.
Lumberjack was honored for his 250th run with a watch and a
green condom, in recognition of the fact that he has no life, and never will, and
will probably even have a hard time getting it up to make a new life. It was an
incredible drain on the Hash Cash.
Offenses:
Not In Too Deep for "running tall" and molesting a tree.
Hard Lee for stopping to hopcrotch during the run.
$16/Nite and Ben Wah for counseling the RA without permission, fanta sizing
about Barry White's black anatomy, and their preference for frequent servicing
despite the lunar cycles.
Other:
Skewbie was welcomed as new RA and was deep throated by former RA Wet
Dreams (how can I sign up?) who was still excited by talk of that special ride.
P'tooie continued to pester everyone for their money for the up cumming cocks
(Cogs?) ride, Full moon run and party. Money is due by next Monday (that's Dec.
8 you wankers) or you don't eat.
Slippery is planning to host the Hash New Years Party again this year. Join the
group at Slippery's Party Palace for the New Years Potluck, pool, darts, dancing,
free sex, etc.... Details to follow.
ON ON from Smirk
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