Last Monday, a goodly number of "keen" hashers (almost 50 in total - see list below) assembled in the north Parking Lot behind the Optimist Arena in Glenbrook - well most of us assembled, but some didn't find the parking lot in time - more about that soon!!
At the appointed hour of 7 p.m. Hashtime (about 7.10 p.m. regular time!), Dreary blew his horn and Pole Vault said something about New Boots - there was one and her name was Jennifer, who was made to cum by Annette - also announced that the Hash was having a T-Shirt Design Contest with the first prize (which P.V. himself was going to win, so he said!!) was 3 weeks paid holidays - I wasn't sure where this vacation was to be taken, but I really think he was kidding. After we all introduced ourselves to the new boot, and Dreary, The Hugging Man, lived up to his name, The Hares, White Balls and Not Too Deep, were introduced to the circle. The run was marked (so they said!!) in standard Hash marks of chalk and flour and was Abu Dhabi in nature - i.e. after every Check Back we would have to return to the last Check to find the true trail.
Now you should know that this trail appeared to have been marked in daylight as it was very difficult to see many of the marks in the darkness which have enveloped us by the time we set out. The first section took us around the soccer fields and across some ball diamonds behind Glendale Meadows School. The next part of trail took us over 45th Street and past the Glendale Meadows Community Centre. The streets of Killarny then beckoned. The pack were really spread out for much of the run as the false trails caught both the FROP's and BOP's.
Your scribe was actually leading the pack on a couple of occasions - a most unusual position for him, especially pushing Super Soaker in the chariot. However, such instances were very short-lived as a false trail caused us to reverse our direction. If the Hares had thought to warn us BOP's of some of these about-turns, the pack could have been kept closer together. As it was several of us really got separated and just made for home when we got to 26th Avenue after almost half an hour. It was here that we were passed by Ben Waa Balls who had spent the past half-hour looking for the Arena. She eventually found it, with our help, and set off to find the pack.
I'm not sure where the rest of run went, other than across into Glenbrook and back across 45th Street ending up on 49th Avenue and then On In from there. The majority of the pack were home in about 45 to 50 minutes but there were some still ambling along 26th Avenue when I headed for home. My babysitting duties prevented me from attending the On In at Tom and Jerry's - last year's Chief Scribe, Lost It, will describe those events.......
| Hashers at Run # 762 | ||||
| Cocky Horror Wet One No Hare King Shit Fuckawee Go For Broke Blue Balls Pole Vault Mydol Stupid Question |
007 Hard Ass Krusty White Balls On In Super Soaker P'Tooie Smirk Lakey H.O.T. Dog |
Bobbin' Robin Pyro Dreary Air Brakes Lost It Suck Her Lapdog Beaver Flats Peek A Boo Bag Lady |
Bag A Poo Knobslinger Baby Skwebic Hare Nipple Detector Whale Wanker Three Point Landing CockTail Not Too Deep Pussy Killer |
Jennifer Annette Comes Clean Comes in Spurts Ralph Hardly Twisted Sister Ben Waa Balls |
My humblest apologies if I missed someone!!
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