The trail was very interesting especially when we came upon the major swamp. Something was lurking under the mud as it reached up into my shorts and made me wince, or was because Wet One was hanging on to me? But I swear there was something like the Lost Neck Swamp Pig in there, I could tell these things because of the smell emanating from the water, mind you Skewbic Hair was close behind as well. As I managed to get my foot free, and my family jewels (diamonds before this, now zircon) out of this swamp, I looked behind me and saw one of the New Boots being sucked (pervert) sucked into the mud, perhaps a reason why he didn't show up later. Then I saw Tiny Bubbles start to sink, the Swamp Pig may get him as well, but with a little kick he was free. It is a good thing we crossed a few more streams and water holes to wash the Swamp Pig smell off some of us.
At this point I met up with Wanna Be who still had dry shoes. She whispered to me, knowing I wouldn’t repeat what was said, and told me the Swamp Pig carried her across the pond but I say she somehow bypassed the swamp. You can’t fool me. Scary that a Hasher would actually spend time to think of ways to avoid the shiggy. Something the RA's can sort out at another time.
After escaping from the Swamp Pig, the rest of the run was fairly tame, just a bunch steep slopes, branches in the eyes, train tracks, wet snow, more river crossings and the occasional whining during the run.
The Hares; Archive Hasher Boner and SCBer Bobin Robin; Dreary for leaving; Twisted Sister did a draw; TB and KS for really bad hair cuts; Walter for skirting the Swamp Pig; Play Bunny for telling RA Knobslinger that he "wasn't looking hard enough" (well it was cold water); Sucker for his 50; ONIN for his 550; Lakey and ONIN for getting a free keg of beer for the 750th.
After RA Knobslinger abused our well trained voices, until Wet One, Cocky Horror, 007 and King Shit became the Hash Choir. Now we were abused, but then I liked being abused! Whip me, strip me....I digress. They initially changed some of the words to the Hash Hymn, something to do with "cum blow me Knobslinger". Perhaps we can change the words during the next mismanagement meeting. After they abused the Hash Hymn, we all sang until we were only humming and spitting. That is okay as I was going home alone tonight.
16 Dollars a Night for only drinking water. Whale Wanker wanted to change her name to 15 dollars as he says it costs a dollar to drink water.
RA Knobslinger who whined as he felt he deserved a down down for looking good while he stood on the chair. "Stand up Knobby"
Krusty for wearing his Safeway, I mean COOP shirt to the HASH.
Circling up 6 Instructions from the Hares 9 Markings 7 Originality 9 Train tracks 4 No train 10 ONIN location 7 Weather 2 Shiggy 9,948
Note: marks are out of 10,000 possible points. A big zero to those who added up the score!!!!!!!
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